Engram of the Day
 

It is common wisdom that most of the great writers had substance abuse problems: Better literature through chemistry

The Sperm Bank is advertising for depositors: Wanted, Able Bodied Semen

NBN's 21st Century Devil's Dictionary (Abridged)
 

blackmail n. - Any communication (letter, fax, or email) promoting the Nigerian Scam (qv).

kumquat n. - The sound created by a breaking condom.

Missletoe n. (Slang) - Derogatory term for enemy body parts found by opposing forces.

Paper, or plastic? Coll. - Updated version of the tradition of offering a blindfold to the condemned.

If Baghdad is radioactive for the next 97 years it's fine with me, I wasn't ever planning to go there anyway.

They said Kerouac was a genius.

Re: NBN's 21st Century Devil's Dictionary (Abridged)
 

I saw my name in here so I thought I'd post something. Here it is..........................*something*

The average Iraqi is sitting either on a gold mine or a land mine. He will soon be educated about the difference.

Viagra: for when there are no hard feelings

I don't know why they call it "Jacking off". Mine's name is Roger