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03-18-2003, 10:22 PM | #1 |
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Engram of the Day
It is common wisdom that most of the great writers had substance abuse problems: Better literature through chemistry
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03-18-2003, 11:36 PM | #2 |
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NBN's 21st Century Devil's Dictionary (Abridged)
blackmail n. - Any communication (letter, fax, or email) promoting the Nigerian Scam (qv).
kumquat n. - The sound created by a breaking condom. Missletoe n. (Slang) - Derogatory term for enemy body parts found by opposing forces. Paper, or plastic? Coll. - Updated version of the tradition of offering a blindfold to the condemned. |
03-19-2003, 08:49 PM | #3 |
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If Baghdad is radioactive for the next 97 years it's fine with me, I wasn't ever planning to go there anyway.
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03-19-2003, 09:47 PM | #4 | |
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Re: NBN's 21st Century Devil's Dictionary (Abridged)
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03-21-2003, 01:52 AM | #5 |
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The average Iraqi is sitting either on a gold mine or a land mine. He will soon be educated about the difference.
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03-30-2003, 12:13 PM | #6 |
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Viagra: for when there are no hard feelings
I don't know why they call it "Jacking off". Mine's name is Roger |
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