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Red Dwarf
Not sure if I made a RD thread back when they did the reunion series a few years ago. There's a new series coming up - they've just started filming.
I was very into Red Dwarf when it first aired, back in the 80s. I was less into the three part special miniseries they did to test the waters for bringing it back. It was ok, but it lacked a certain something. They followed that up with one proper series (I think it had 6 episodes iirc) and I really liked that. I got well and truly back into RD and ended up bingewatching all ten series in one go. So - here's a Red Dwarf thread for anybody who's interested. And for anyone who has never seen Red Dwarf - seriously, go watch the early series - it's fun. Here are a few clips: Lister attempting to teach Kryten, a robot servant, to lie: From the most recent series, the Simulants |
I love Red Dwarf.
Holly: Hope they've got some odds and sods on board, we're short of a few supplies. Lister: [drinking tea] Like what? Holly: Cow's milk, ran out of that yonks ago. Fresh and dehydrated. Lister: What kind of milk are we using now? Holly: Emergency backup supply. We're on the dog's milk. Lister: Dog's milk! Holly: Nothing wrong with dog's milk. Full of goodness, full of vitamins, full of marrowbone jelly. Lasts longer than any other milk, dog's milk. Lister: Why? Holly: No bugger'll drink it. |
Lister: Cat.
Cat: Mm? Lister: Did you ever see the Flintstones? Cat: Of course. Lister: Do you think Wilma's sexy? Cat: Wilma Flintstone? Lister: Maybe we've been alone in deep space for too long but every time I see that show, her body drives me crazy. Is it just me? Cat: I think in all probability, Wilma Flintstone is the most desirable woman who ever lived. Lister: That's good, I thought I was goin' strange. Cat: She's incredible! Lister: What do you think of Betty? Cat: Betty Rubble? Well, I would go with Betty...but I'd be thinkin' of Wilma. Lister: This is stupid. Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone? Cat: You're right. We're nuts. This is an insane conversation. Lister: She'll never leave Fred and we know it. |
comedy gold
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Oh I can't stop reading quotes from it. Talkie Toaster was a huge nod to Hitchhiker's...
Talkie Toaster: "Would you like some toast? Some nice hot crisp brown buttered toast. No? How about a muffin then? Nothing? You know the last time you had toast. 18 days ago, 11.36, Tuesday 3rd, two rounds. I mean, what's the point in buying a toaster with artificial intelligence if you don't like toast. I mean, this is my job. This is cruel, just cruel." |
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