"I can't Date Donald Trump"
 

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=31682

so I've got that going for me...

How many more months for when Trump is scheduled to replace his current wife with a newer model?

Might not be a newer model. Only Ivana and Melania were models. Marla was an actress. Might be a newer actress. Variety is the spice of life.

Unfortunately one cannot trade in an old wife as a down payment on a new one. Otherwise Trump would do that. And claim it as a tax deduction.

Why would he go through all that trouble when he could just give his old wife to you and deduct it as a charitable contribution? :p:

BREAK ME OFF A PIECE OF THAT KIT KAT BAR!!!

Can we carbon date him though?