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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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"I can't Date Donald Trump"
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Read? I only know how to write.
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 11,933
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How many more months for when Trump is scheduled to replace his current wife with a newer model?
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I love it when a plan comes together.
Join Date: Oct 2009
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Might not be a newer model. Only Ivana and Melania were models. Marla was an actress. Might be a newer actress. Variety is the spice of life.
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Read? I only know how to write.
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Unfortunately one cannot trade in an old wife as a down payment on a new one. Otherwise Trump would do that. And claim it as a tax deduction.
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I love it when a plan comes together.
Join Date: Oct 2009
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Why would he go through all that trouble when he could just give his old wife to you and deduct it as a charitable contribution?
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Mar 2011
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BREAK ME OFF A PIECE OF THAT KIT KAT BAR!!!
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
Posts: 30,852
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Can we carbon date him though?
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