You know the end is nearer than the beginning when...
 

"Dating a woman" means trying to figure out how old she is.

Taking off your socks is almost impossible without at least two participants.

You pee in the backyard instead of the bathroom because it's nearer.

You stop worrying about death because it only means you get to sleep later every day.

Somebody is choking and you start trying to remember how to do the Alzheimer's Maneuver.

Your ZIP code begins with a number greater than 2, or you wish it did.

Crack was an end to a means, not a means to an end.

NBN, I'm worried about you. We haven't seen any of your typically raunchy pics lately, and now this kind of morbid post. Everything OK? Or did the HMO cancel your Viagra 'script?

:blush:

maybe you need more protien drinks and barbells, girly man?

How many user IDs do you have, LJ?

i don't know how many LJ has, but I just tried to use an alternate ID to spam this thread with an internet cigarette scam, and UT banned me. Religious little valley, ain't it?

*sigh* i guess i'll just GET BACK TO WORK, then :mad:

Sorry man, my advanced sarcasm filter is broken :( :question:

well, there's this one

and this one

and this one

and maybe one or two more that i cant remember the name of. how many do you have?

1

Just this one.





But that's only because I don't tell him about the other voices... :worried:

does anyone care about NBN? I, as a customer, do care. What is going ON? I've tried to stalk NBN but cannot. What is a girl in love to do???????

I'm not hard to find, :love:

And you'll find me hard :blush:

I have this one for when I want to wear women's underwear and get bitchy and emotional. Lord knows I have found the woman within. I just wish I could get in the woman within.