New Year's Resolutions
 

I've been struggling to find a New Year's Resolution that is right for me ... and wow, today I get this email.


Subject: Resolve it and follow through in 2002


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1.Body Fat Loss 82% improvement.
2.Wrinkle Reduction 61% improvement.
3.Energy Level 84% improvement.
4.Muscle Strength 88% improvement.
5.Sexual Potency 75% improvement.
6.Emotional Stability 67% improvement.
7.Memory 62% improvement.


It's uncanny how they know what I need to improve, and precisely how much. I think they must learn from monitoring my Internet activities.


So, this year I'm resolving to do something about SPAM. I'm moving to Spam Motel.

http://www.spammotel.com

My new year's resolution is 1600x1200x32x85hz. :P

My New Years resolution is to not make a New Years resolution.






Ah dammit. I broke it already.




(Take 10 seconds to figure it out the joke right now)

i made a resolution last year to stop smoking, but thats the only year ive made one and kept it. and the only year ive made one at all come to think of it.

if i were to make one this year, it would to try and feel better about myself, but then if i were to fail, i would feel worse, and that would do me no good, so i think im just not making one this year.

:)

One of the best things you ever did. Now I can stand to have you breathe on me when we crawl into bed. :)

Oh yeah, apparently it's better for you too. :)

I made that resolution many years ago. I've kept it (by not renewing it) since.

aww jenno you are cute.