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Forum: Home Base 04-16-2007, 03:28 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 7,057
Posted By simian
...and I hope this was a joke! Of course I don't...

...and I hope this was a joke! Of course I don't have a box of wallets. Like you, I throw them away. (Place a winking icon here if you have one)
Forum: Image of the Day 04-14-2007, 05:32 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 10,452
Posted By simian
A pawn shop owner in Kaohsiung reported a croc...

A pawn shop owner in Kaohsiung reported a croc trying to pawn a watch and wedding ring, but the croc fled with the items when the pawn broker reached for the phone.
Forum: Image of the Day 04-09-2007, 06:44 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 5,780
Posted By simian
Heh heh, I'd rather see them walking out.:D

Heh heh, I'd rather see them walking out.:D
Forum: Home Base 04-03-2007, 12:16 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 10,905
Posted By simian
I should have included this earlier - - Cooking...

I should have included this earlier - - Cooking is fine, but a show on EATING is better! The Travel Channel has Andrew Zimmern and his show Bizarre Foods. That bit of TV shows me more about food than...
Forum: Home Base 04-02-2007, 11:36 AM
Replies: 64
Views: 10,905
Posted By simian
Yeah, Bobby Flay is an irritating pompus jerk! ...

Yeah, Bobby Flay is an irritating pompus jerk!
Julia Child was fun.
Mario Batali is authentic.
Most of the others are just ordinary and bore me.
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 03-30-2007, 12:10 PM
Replies: 82
Views: 13,062
Posted By simian
"You see one Flxnabmnerk you've seen 'em...

"You see one Flxnabmnerk you've seen 'em all!"
Forum: Politics 03-25-2007, 06:01 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 5,032
Posted By simian
"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's...

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."
Pres. Bush, Nashville,...
Forum: Home Base 03-19-2007, 11:08 AM
Replies: 107
Views: 14,096
Posted By simian
Is that horrible rash on my doctors hands...

Is that horrible rash on my doctors hands anything serious?
Forum: Nothingland 03-14-2007, 09:15 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 19,511
Posted By simian
This is not only the fastest carnival ride, but...

This is not only the fastest carnival ride, but it's also the safest! C'mon.........
Forum: Home Base 03-09-2007, 06:18 PM
Replies: 27
Poll: Hitchhikers
Views: 4,505
Posted By simian
Yup, Slug Lines! When I lived in Alexandria 'till...

Yup, Slug Lines! When I lived in Alexandria 'till last year and drove into the District, I used to pick folks up in slug lines and run them into DC. Perfectly safe. Just working shmoes trying to get...
Forum: Home Base 03-05-2007, 10:08 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 7,057
Posted By simian
Um, it says there that you get subtle jokes.......

Um, it says there that you get subtle jokes.......
Forum: Home Base 03-04-2007, 10:46 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 7,541
Posted By simian
Hmmm... I thought you were either born here, or...

Hmmm... I thought you were either born here, or got off the boat (or climbed the fence), studied, took the test that most of us could not pass, passed it and got sworn in. I had no idea one could...
Forum: Home Base 03-04-2007, 10:25 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 7,057
Posted By simian
This is all very interesting and somewhat...

This is all very interesting and somewhat entertaining, but what am I to do with this box of wallets I have?
Forum: Home Base 03-04-2007, 09:56 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 4,903
Posted By simian
So it did happen in VA! Thanks for the pix. So...

So it did happen in VA! Thanks for the pix. So hard to see it here in the daylight. :neutral: Thats what I get for moving to AZ from Alex. VA last year. (Still a good move.)
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 03-03-2007, 07:12 PM
Replies: 2,433
Views: 1,315,126
Posted By simian
Jake gets more music out of four strings than...

Jake gets more music out of four strings than anyone I know.
It's an amplified tenor uke.
Check out a couple of his youtube videos. . .

http://tinyurl.com/2cdf6o
and
http://tinyurl.com/yttxkp
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 03-03-2007, 06:26 PM
Replies: 2,160
Views: 1,053,477
Posted By simian
Janis Joplin - Kozmic Blues

Janis Joplin - Kozmic Blues
Forum: Current Events 03-01-2007, 02:15 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 5,093
Posted By simian
Sad but true. You just can't compare Bob's...

Sad but true. You just can't compare Bob's healthcare provided by a major network to that the grunts get from the VA. Some military wives and parents are having to quit their jobs to provide physical...
Forum: Current Events 02-28-2007, 05:06 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 5,137
Posted By simian
Yes indeed! Once again the British will...

Yes indeed! Once again the British will circumnavigate the globe. Ass- fat power shall rule the waves.
Forum: Current Events 02-28-2007, 11:25 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 5,137
Posted By simian
When global warming kills all the crops, he can...

When global warming kills all the crops, he can feed the village.
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