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Forum: Philosophy 12-31-2008, 04:24 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 2,444
Posted By Saddam Hussein
May be but his heart is in right place. He...

May be but his heart is in right place.

He was making a case against the dumbass invading my country and hanging me months before the miltary action even started.
Forum: Politics 01-20-2007, 05:19 PM
Replies: 326
Views: 34,761
Posted By Saddam Hussein
It's nice to see that everyone is still focused...

It's nice to see that everyone is still focused on poor ol' dead Saddam. :sniff:
Forum: Cellar Meta 11-12-2006, 06:12 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 3,661
Posted By Saddam Hussein
Saddam Hussein - Osama Bin Laden. Nobel...

Saddam Hussein - Osama Bin Laden.

Nobel Peace Prize in chemical weapons technology.
Forum: Politics 11-11-2006, 05:18 PM
Replies: 326
Views: 34,761
Posted By Saddam Hussein
The only swinging Saddam has in his future is on...

The only swinging Saddam has in his future is on a swingset.....shooting a rifle into the air laughing. :)
Forum: Politics 11-08-2006, 08:55 PM
Replies: 326
Views: 34,761
Posted By Saddam Hussein
:sniff: But I promise on a stack of Korans that...

:sniff: But I promise on a stack of Korans that I'll be super duper good and not kill anyone or spin a power drill through peoples' eye sockets.

How about now? :)
Forum: Politics 11-08-2006, 08:42 PM
Replies: 326
Views: 34,761
Posted By Saddam Hussein
Interesting comments. The chances of me...

Interesting comments.

The chances of me taking back my country have just recently improved.

I'm not really a bad guy you know. And...I am sorry for all those bad things that I'm supposed to...
Forum: Health 11-05-2006, 04:31 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 3,783
Posted By Saddam Hussein
Sore throat with severe headache

I've developed a sore throad with headache in the past 4 hours or so.

Does anyone have a Goering pill for me? Anyone?
Forum: Home Base 10-23-2006, 10:51 AM
Replies: 72
Views: 5,686
Posted By Saddam Hussein
Welcome aboard Cicero. Sorry for the delay,...

Welcome aboard Cicero.

Sorry for the delay, I was tied up.
Forum: Home Base 09-10-2006, 08:38 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 2,048
Posted By Saddam Hussein
Welcome. There was a time when your name...

Welcome.

There was a time when your name was an activity very amusing to me. Up yours with a power drill.....up yours with a chainsaw, with a bayonet, etc etc.

Ah, those days of "up yours"...
Forum: Cellar Meta 03-11-2006, 06:47 PM
Replies: 192
Views: 23,926
Posted By Saddam Hussein
It would be an honor for me to meet Mr. TW. I...

It would be an honor for me to meet Mr. TW. I find his articles and comments correct and well written nearly 100% of the time.

When I return to power he shall be my first choice for Minister of...
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 10-31-2005, 04:55 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 6,270
Posted By Saddam Hussein
Not quit as nice as all of yours but surely much...

Not quit as nice as all of yours but surely much better security.
Forum: Relationships 10-23-2005, 08:50 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 16,729
Posted By Saddam Hussein
Though I prefer zero anal stimulation, the past 2...

Though I prefer zero anal stimulation, the past 2 years have been a new experience for me.

An M16 barrel, combat boots of various armies, and a multitude of..... ah....electrical components have...
Forum: Current Events 10-19-2005, 03:48 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 4,583
Posted By Saddam Hussein
I refuse to acknowledge the ligitimacy of all...

I refuse to acknowledge the ligitimacy of all comments here with the exception of this one.

And where's my headscarf? I'm not listening to anyone until I get my headscarf.

(plugs ears with...
Forum: Politics 09-01-2005, 03:42 AM
Replies: 123
Views: 17,074
Posted By Saddam Hussein
Does the infidel smoke, by any chance? Googling...

Does the infidel smoke, by any chance? Googling "nicotinegun" returns some rather interesting results.

My mother has talked about kicking your ass. Be warned.
Forum: Politics 09-01-2005, 01:03 AM
Replies: 123
Views: 17,074
Posted By Saddam Hussein
My mother has done things you only read about.

My mother has done things you only read about.
Forum: Politics 09-01-2005, 12:05 AM
Replies: 123
Views: 17,074
Posted By Saddam Hussein
Greetings infidel invader, Perhaps you...

Greetings infidel invader,


Perhaps you can show what a tough guy you are by breaking a nice little old misunderstood tyrant out of US confinement.

Or where you talking about something else,...
Forum: Current Events 08-23-2005, 12:45 AM
Replies: 236
Views: 33,064
Posted By Saddam Hussein
Let me guess. You vote Dem. Actually,...

Let me guess. You vote Dem.


Actually, yes. I can be a very cool guy. Without power I can be very humble and polite, yes.

Maybe we could start a write in campaign for Pres in 08. There are so...
Forum: Politics 08-22-2005, 12:17 AM
Replies: 316
Views: 30,454
Posted By Saddam Hussein
I completely agree. Now....someone break me...

I completely agree.

Now....someone break me out and I'll go back to being the lovable Saddam of old, ruling Iraq with Libertarian ideals.
Forum: Current Events 08-21-2005, 05:20 PM
Replies: 236
Views: 33,064
Posted By Saddam Hussein
Good idea Elspode. When I escape and take over...

Good idea Elspode. When I escape and take over your country, your life will not only be spared but you shall be installed as the Minister of Spiritual music. :gift:


Might I suggest another...
Forum: Relationships 08-21-2005, 05:03 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 4,935
Posted By Saddam Hussein
Well I cant say that I have been in many marital...

Well I cant say that I have been in many marital fights lately. In the good old days though, I only had one fight with one of my wives.

It wasnt pretty. Chainsaws do ugly things to the human body....
Forum: Technology 08-21-2005, 04:42 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 5,468
Posted By Saddam Hussein
When I rule your country, all those that have...

When I rule your country, all those that have worked for or retired from the wired phone companies will be quickly rounded up and placed in "justice camps".

The short term organ doner shortage...
Forum: Current Events 07-24-2005, 11:20 PM
Replies: 214
Views: 21,233
Posted By Saddam Hussein
Hello infidels, Had the brief...

Hello infidels,



Had the brief opportunity to post here and just wanted to say......


You will all die violently and have no virgins to fuck in the after life.
Forum: Politics 11-26-2004, 09:57 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 9,210
Posted By Saddam Hussein
That doesnt work, trust me.

That doesnt work, trust me.
Forum: Politics 11-26-2004, 09:47 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 2,904
Posted By Saddam Hussein
With a nice 8-ball hemmorrhage, the picture would...

With a nice 8-ball hemmorrhage, the picture would be perfect.
Forum: Home Base 11-18-2004, 07:29 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 3,141
Posted By Saddam Hussein
Yes, these people have been coming out of the...

Yes, these people have been coming out of the woodwork lately. Many are in the US Army and SF. Can't they take a joke!?

Who says I'm not a nice man. I was merciful to many.


Sure hope someone...
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