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Bitchin' Movie Ideas
Ok, dude, see...there's this monster, and this monster only kills surfers. So, like, all the surfer dudes and dudettes form a vigilante squad. But wait, dude...this one chick...the monster falls for her, man. He falls hard. He kidnaps her and takes her to his monster lair, where he tries to be nice to her but keeps eating her fingers off, one by one. Still, dude, she totally digs this monster 'cause there's something lonely about him. Then they try to run off together but the surfers have set a trap. They lock them up in the lifeguard hut, and the chick finds a key but she can't use it cause she got no fingers, and the monster can't use it cause he's all like, tentacles and shit. So they die. The surfers feel kinda bad and devote their lives to raising money for monster awareness.
It's a monster meets girl, gets girl, eats girl...feel-good kind of flick.
What do ya think, dude?
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02-27-2008, 08:08 AM
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