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View Poll Results: Do you enjoy the smell of your own farts?
yes 13 56.52%
no 10 43.48%
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Old 04-25-2008, 09:42 PM   #1
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Do you enjoy your own brand?

This is an issue that has divided nations for centuries. I need you to be 100% honest about this. Take your time and do the necessary research if need be. But, for the love of all that is holy, be honest about this. It's anonymous, and only one choice this time.....it's either yea or nay. just answer the poll question:

Do you enjoy the smell of your own farts?
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Old 04-25-2008, 09:43 PM   #2
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the question should be do you intentionally concentrate them in order to get the maximum smell power
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Old 04-25-2008, 09:50 PM   #3
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okay you two whichever one didn't vote do it and break the tie
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Old 04-25-2008, 11:17 PM   #4
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Old 04-26-2008, 03:13 AM   #5
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I'm not sure that I enjoy them. At least not in the way I enjoy a cold beer on a hot day, or going to the cashpoint (ATM) and realising I've been paid.

But I am often in awe of them. And if I'm alone I'm slightly proud of their potency, especially those I classify as Agent Orange.
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Old 04-26-2008, 07:18 AM   #6
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My son certainly seems to enjoy his.
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Old 04-26-2008, 07:51 AM   #7
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My son certainly seems to enjoy his.
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Old 04-26-2008, 08:32 AM   #8
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I have emptied a room with my gaseous emissions. I am more than willing to share my greatness with the world.
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Old 04-26-2008, 10:10 AM   #9
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The smell, hell no. The sound that can echo off the walls? That's fun.
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Old 04-26-2008, 10:17 AM   #10
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everyone is denying it, and yet...it's 7-3 in the voting.....

....very interesting
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Old 04-26-2008, 10:07 PM   #11
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UT has database-level access. There's no such thing as an anonymous poll.
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Old 04-26-2008, 11:05 PM   #12
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Can I just say? "Do you enjoy your own hand"?

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Old 04-26-2008, 11:38 PM   #13
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it would have been a great clone thread. but now it's ruined. good job.
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Old 04-27-2008, 03:27 AM   #14
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I enjoy mine and I like others to enjoy them.
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Old 04-27-2008, 04:16 AM   #15
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Duck o-la-range any body ??
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