I need help with my homework

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So I plan on working the acceptable cherub program again, despite my life being pretty dysfunctional right now. I've set my looking for status to "friends" because, well, I am not really ready for anything more right now.

Despite living closely with myself for nearly 54 years, I feel like I hardly know who I am, either anymore or ever at all.

So I figured I'd turn to you lot who know me as well as anyone, who like to stick your respective oars in the water, have seemingly limitless amounts of time, judging by your post counts, and are generally perspicacious.

So, if you'd like to write up something that might be useful for my profile or what ever it's called, on AC, feel free to do my homework assignment for me.

You guys are swell (in advance) and I take back all that shit I said about you on that other forum.