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03-29-2010, 11:32 PM | #1 |
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I need a new moose
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03-30-2010, 02:13 AM | #2 |
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That's what he gets for tailgating.
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03-30-2010, 02:35 AM | #3 |
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Umm.... what the heck?? It looks like the moose came in through the back window. Did it? How did that happen?? Car reversing ... with that much force? Moose struck by speeding truck? then how could the moose be so intact?
Hunter shoots moose, straps it on hood or roof of pickup, hunter is tailgating, blue car stops suddenly forcing hunter to emergency stop, straps break, moose through rear windshield. Honestly officer, I haven't drunk a thing.
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03-30-2010, 03:09 AM | #4 |
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The whole front half of the roof is peeled back.
Crack kills... even moose.
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03-30-2010, 03:27 AM | #5 | |
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03-30-2010, 04:55 AM | #6 |
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03-30-2010, 05:13 AM | #7 | |
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Apparently, there's a moose loose aboot this hoose. But I haven't seen it.
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04-24-2010, 12:29 AM | #8 |
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No moose is good noose.
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04-24-2010, 02:23 AM | #9 |
Read? I only know how to write.
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