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Old 03-22-2012, 08:28 AM   #1
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Old 03-22-2012, 08:36 AM   #2
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Careful. That's when they jump on your stomach. Daddy trampoline.
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Old 03-22-2012, 08:39 AM   #3
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Especially when you've got a stomach like that.
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Old 03-22-2012, 10:27 AM   #4
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Careful. That's when they jump on your stomach. Daddy trampoline.
Not if you're prone.
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Old 03-22-2012, 10:38 AM   #5
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That's what's wrong with the current generation, parents' lying down on the job.

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