Foods That Should Be

Trilby · 10-07-2006, 08:08 AM

Why don't we have peanut butter donuts? Or, a peanut butter muffin?

Spexxvet · 10-07-2006, 08:59 AM

I've had paenut butter doughnuts and PB bagels.

Yummy.

wolf · 10-07-2006, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

Why don't we have peanut butter donuts? Or, a peanut butter muffin?

You are shopping at the wrong bakery if you can't get either of those things.

Trilby · 10-07-2006, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf

You are shopping at the wrong bakery if you can't get either of those things.

*off on a mission...back later*

mmmmmmmmmmm,

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footfootfoot · 10-07-2006, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

Why don't we have peanut butter donuts? Or, a peanut butter muffin?

Back when I was a lad I worked as a baker. One bakery I worked at was a pretty hip place and had a really fun and funny manager named Ron. It was holiday season and we were flat out busy baking about 20 hours a day. It was insane. My specialty was to make the cheesecakes. Usually I'd make 4; two plain, a cherry swirl and a blueberry swirl. Since it was insane holiday time Ron hade me triple the recipe. Cheesecakes were the last thing we'd bake since we left them to cool in the oven overnight. (It prevented them cracking as they cooled <-- free industry secret)

So here we'd been baking since 5 am and it was now about one or two in the morning. I was running on fumes and Ron was getting punchy. I asked him what the breakdown for the cheesecakes was going to be and he said: Make 4 plain, 3 Blueberry, 3 cherry, and 2 peanut butter.

He went off the make snowflake rolls or something and I pour the batter into the springform pans and set about swirling the jam in. When I got to the PB I wasn't sure how to swirl it in since it is a lot more viscous than the jam. I think I creamed it with sugar to loosen it up a bit and put it in a pastry bag and shot the swirls into the batter.

After I was done, Ron came over and asked me what I ended up doing with the last two cheesecakes and I looked at him: What do you mean? I made peanut butter, like you said.

Apparently too much baking and not enough sleeping can make humor take long, craggy detours.

I ended up taking both cheesecakes home since no one was interested in a PB cheesecake. They ROCKED.

Oh what foods these morsels be!

Urbane Guerrilla · 10-07-2006, 10:49 PM

Man, a free-samples advertising effort would have worked if they tasted like that. O the missed opportunity...

footfootfoot · 10-07-2006, 11:01 PM

We tried. People were just too freaked out about the PBCC. Take a walk on the wild side.

wolf · 10-07-2006, 11:09 PM

PBCC is not in any way stranger than pumpkin cheese cake. Actually, it sounds a lot better from my perspective. Not a pumpkin fan (for eating) am I. Toss some chocolate in the peanut butter and you have a Reeses cheesecake going. I've had that and it rocks.

lumberjim · 10-07-2006, 11:54 PM

dude, go to any dunkin donuts. they have peanut butter frosted jelly donuts. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Sundae · 10-08-2006, 05:22 AM

Um, marajuana, cheese and jalapeno pepper sliced bread? So you can toast it & eat with unsalted butter.... Although that would probably be a "repeat until empty" cycle...

Trilby · 10-08-2006, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

dude, go to any dunkin donuts. they have peanut butter frosted jelly donuts. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

They...they DO?

Griff · 10-08-2006, 03:06 PM

PBCC sounds freaking awesome.

fargon · 10-08-2006, 09:53 PM

Deep fried CC cookie dough

Flint · 10-09-2006, 03:03 PM

Peanut Butter Cheesecake sounds like seriously a protein-packed dessert.
With a little tweaking of the recipe you could make it reasonably healthy.

barefoot serpent · 10-09-2006, 03:25 PM

it would probably be easier to name food items that peanut butter has NOT wandered onto than to think of things that it should meet up with.

10-07-2006, 08:08 AM	#1
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Foods That Should Be Why don't we have peanut butter donuts? Or, a peanut butter muffin? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-07-2006, 08:59 AM	#2
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	I've had paenut butter doughnuts and PB bagels. Yummy. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

10-07-2006, 10:49 PM	#6
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	Man, a free-samples advertising effort would have worked if they tasted like that. O the missed opportunity... __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

10-07-2006, 11:01 PM	#7
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	We tried. People were just too freaked out about the PBCC. Take a walk on the wild side. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-07-2006, 11:09 PM	#8
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	PBCC is not in any way stranger than pumpkin cheese cake. Actually, it sounds a lot better from my perspective. Not a pumpkin fan (for eating) am I. Toss some chocolate in the peanut butter and you have a Reeses cheesecake going. I've had that and it rocks. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

10-07-2006, 11:54 PM	#9
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	dude, go to any dunkin donuts. they have peanut butter frosted jelly donuts. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-08-2006, 05:22 AM	#10
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Um, marajuana, cheese and jalapeno pepper sliced bread? So you can toast it & eat with unsalted butter.... Although that would probably be a "repeat until empty" cycle... __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-08-2006, 03:06 PM	#12
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	PBCC sounds freaking awesome. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

10-08-2006, 09:53 PM	#13
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Deep fried CC cookie dough __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

10-09-2006, 03:03 PM	#14
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Peanut Butter Cheesecake sounds like seriously a protein-packed dessert. With a little tweaking of the recipe you could make it reasonably healthy. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

10-09-2006, 03:25 PM	#15
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	it would probably be easier to name food items that peanut butter has NOT wandered onto than to think of things that it should meet up with. __________________ Chooses rowing vs. wading

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