Love is in the air!!

Big Sarge · 03-16-2013, 02:28 PM

Researchers at China's breeding and research centre were concerned that five-year-old Ke Lin and her partner Yongyong never seemed to be in the mood. So they played the couple a video of pandas mating in the wild to in an effort to get them to mate.

"Every time Yongyong tried to mount her, Ke Lin fought him off and we were worried she was going to miss her three-day breeding cycle," said a spokesman.

"So we played them the film and she took great interest in it. After that there was no stopping her and they mated successfully.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...o-to-mate.html

Undertoad · 03-16-2013, 03:19 PM

Big Sarge · 03-16-2013, 03:26 PM

I think I have found a new job! with my panda suit, I can make lots of panda porn and help the environment at the same time!

Gravdigr · 03-16-2013, 04:08 PM

Viva Rule #34!!

ZenGum · 03-16-2013, 07:28 PM

I think Pandaporn was a king of Thailand in the 16th century.

monster · 03-16-2013, 07:35 PM

My kids' elementary school mascot is the panda

Big Sarge · 03-16-2013, 07:54 PM

wow monster! maybe I could sale some trading card photos of me in my panda gear to help with a fundraiser or something?? I really have some interesting poses

sexobon · 03-16-2013, 08:05 PM

Not so fast ...

Are you a card carrying member in good standing with the Werepandas & Frankenkoalas union?

monster · 03-16-2013, 08:25 PM

there's a silent auction coming up, sarge

Chocolatl · 03-16-2013, 08:45 PM

Y'know, pandas are cute and all, but I often wonder if humanity's energy would be better spent trying to help a species that isn't so resistant to procreating.

Big Sarge · 03-16-2013, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocolatl

Y'know, pandas are cute and all, but I often wonder if humanity's energy would be better spent trying to help a species that isn't so resistant to procreating.

Don't even think that after I have dedicated my life to preserving this magnificent species

ZenGum · 03-16-2013, 09:06 PM

Rabbits don't need our help.

Big Sarge · 03-16-2013, 09:12 PM

I've worked so hard to transform my magnificent physique into a panda model. The things I have done for the sake of art!

classicman · 03-23-2013, 11:39 PM

There are very few places for them to live as well.

03-16-2013, 02:28 PM	#1
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Love is in the air!! Researchers at China's breeding and research centre were concerned that five-year-old Ke Lin and her partner Yongyong never seemed to be in the mood. So they played the couple a video of pandas mating in the wild to in an effort to get them to mate. "Every time Yongyong tried to mount her, Ke Lin fought him off and we were worried she was going to miss her three-day breeding cycle," said a spokesman. "So we played them the film and she took great interest in it. After that there was no stopping her and they mated successfully. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...o-to-mate.html __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

03-16-2013, 04:08 PM	#4
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Viva Rule #34!! __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-16-2013, 07:28 PM	#5
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I think Pandaporn was a king of Thailand in the 16th century. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

03-16-2013, 07:35 PM	#6
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	My kids' elementary school mascot is the panda __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-16-2013, 07:54 PM	#7
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	wow monster! maybe I could sale some trading card photos of me in my panda gear to help with a fundraiser or something?? I really have some interesting poses __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

03-16-2013, 03:19 PM	#2
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423

03-16-2013, 03:26 PM	#3
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	I think I have found a new job! with my panda suit, I can make lots of panda porn and help the environment at the same time! __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

03-16-2013, 08:05 PM	#8
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Not so fast ... Are you a card carrying member in good standing with the Werepandas & Frankenkoalas union?

03-16-2013, 08:25 PM	#9
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	there's a silent auction coming up, sarge __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-16-2013, 08:45 PM	#10
Chocolatl Glutton for Gluttony Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 1,409	Y'know, pandas are cute and all, but I often wonder if humanity's energy would be better spent trying to help a species that isn't so resistant to procreating.

03-16-2013, 09:06 PM	#12
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Rabbits don't need our help. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

03-16-2013, 09:12 PM	#13
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	I've worked so hard to transform my magnificent physique into a panda model. The things I have done for the sake of art! __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

03-23-2013, 11:39 PM	#14
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	There are very few places for them to live as well. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

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