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11-21-2006, 10:17 AM
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I can hear my ears
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the utterly silly Labrat's Ass thread
LabRat's ass can generate enough static electricity to power New York City for a week just by wearing terrycloth and jiggling a bit.
Labrat's ass spent 20 minutes cracking walnut shells for the Diamond Nut Co. At the end of the 20 minutes, the factory had to close down for a week to deal with the massive overabundance of walnuts, and the walnut market was glutted for 3 months. and so on.
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11-21-2006, 10:18 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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The entire world population was destroyed by global thermonuclear war, but labrat's ass and the cockroaches survived.
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11-21-2006, 10:24 AM
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11-21-2006, 10:27 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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LMAO @ Flint. Leave it to you to come up with that! :p
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11-21-2006, 10:57 AM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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The desire for Labrat's ass has been at the heart of countless wars.
The US economy has changed from gold-based to Labrat's ass-based. In "the tortoise and the hare", the finish line was Labrat's ass. Every kiss begins with Labrat's ass. "Grasshopper, you must become one with Labrat's ass" Howie Mandel: "deal, or Labrat's ass?"
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11-21-2006, 11:32 AM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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Labrat's gluteals - the ass that launched a thousand ships.
After seeing Labrat's ass here on The Cellar, the French envoy to the UN made a motion that it be exclusively referred to as "Le Derriere du Labrat". Leonardo DaVinci came back from the dead to paint Labrat's ass, but the Virgin Mary claimed it was hers, so envious was she. The entire LA porn industry went bankrupt shortly after realizing that no other ass would ever be good enough again once everyone had seen Labrat's.
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11-21-2006, 11:57 AM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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There are tribes in South America that worship the image of Labrat's ass.
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11-21-2006, 12:09 PM
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When shown to lab rats, Labrat's ass was shown to be an independent variable that could skew results. Labrat's ass is now shown equally to control group rats.
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11-21-2006, 12:11 PM
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Radical Centrist
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In the Alps, there is a mountain called Mt LaBratsasse. Its crevasses are highly regarded by hikers.
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11-22-2006, 12:54 AM
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Asstronomers are calling Labrat's ass Earth's finest moon.
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11-22-2006, 01:05 PM
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go ahead, abbrev. it
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The bimodal distribution shall forever be referred to as a Labrassian distribution
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11-22-2006, 01:14 PM
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Snowflake
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LabRat's ass is IN UR BASE KILLIN UR D00DZ!
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11-22-2006, 01:16 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Quote:
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11-22-2006, 02:15 PM
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still says videotape
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Nicolson- "Labrat's ass! You can't handle Labrat's ass!"
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11-23-2006, 07:55 AM
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go ahead, abbrev. it
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Whenever the British use the word cheekiness in print or other media, Labrat's ass earns 40P in royalties.
All Valentine's Day hearts are based on the mystical and magical proportions of Labrat's ass. Unfortunately, these dimensions were never patented and so Labrat's ass has not received millions in royalties. |
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