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06-06-2007, 07:54 AM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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Ladies, What's your preference?
What do you like better?
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06-06-2007, 08:45 AM
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Tool. Not the band - you are one.
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I don't believe it to be quite that simple. It depends on whether or not the person with the tongue and/or penis knows how to use it.
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06-06-2007, 09:20 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Tough choice:
While chopping off a man's penis is extremely satisfying, I find that I might want to use it later and it's just gone. I'm kind of shooting myself in the foot, so to speak. However, when I chop off a man's tongue I still get the effects (gore, excessive fear) plus the added benefit that he will shut the f*** up for once in his life. I still get to use the penis once in a while, and I don't have to listen to him drone on and on and on about nothing anymore. I'm torn. 
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06-06-2007, 10:45 AM
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Ha, Shawnee! That's a showstopper.
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06-06-2007, 12:23 PM
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If my SO was in a terrible accident, and lost the use of one or the other for sexual purposes, I would much more greatly long for the intimate pleasures of his penis than his tongue.
If we're not talking sexually, I would much more miss conversing with him, than cleaning pee off of the floor. And toilet basin. And garbage can. Good god man, sit down in the middle of the night!!
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06-06-2007, 12:32 PM
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Tool. Not the band - you are one.
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That is precisely why I got my man this.
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06-06-2007, 12:39 PM
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knees aren't one of the choices, but . . .
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06-06-2007, 02:41 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Quote:
 Hennyhoo, here's a great pic to go with it:
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06-06-2007, 07:43 PM
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Touring the facilities
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Definitely, the penis.
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06-06-2007, 07:45 PM
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Bwahahaha HM
 Why do men have so much trouble getting it in the bowl???? Anyways, I voted penis  ...coz I just like 'em.
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06-06-2007, 08:15 PM
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You are hanging-out with the wrong guys.
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06-07-2007, 12:22 AM
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Back and ready to tart up the place
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This is a very difficult decision as I love both... but since he can use toys on me and I have the most fun with tongue, I will go with that. But I would definitely miss the penis. The penis is my friend.
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06-07-2007, 08:06 AM
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06-07-2007, 08:16 AM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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