Oh look! I can see my manger from up here!!!

[Sheldonrs]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1811

Boy, 15, nailed to a cross as Filipinos whip and crucify themselves in gory Good Friday ritual
By RICHARD SHEARS



A 15-year-old boy has been crucified in the Philipines today in a gory ritual to mark the death of Jesus Christ.

Dozens of Filipinos, including the boy and an 18-year-old girl, were nailed to crosses and scores more whipped their backs into a bloody pulp as the country's devout Roman Catholics marked Good Friday.

The voluntary crucifixions in the northern Philippines were the most extreme displays of religious devotion in this mainly Catholic country, where millions are praying and fasting ahead of the Easter weekend.

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In the small village of Cutud, about 80 km (50 miles) north of Manila, men cried out as nails the size of pencils were driven into their hands and feet before they were hoisted up in the scorching heat. Nineteen were to go through the process.


But government health and safety officials were keeping their eye on proceedings, after health minister Francisco Duque told those planning to be crucified to ensure they have a tetanus jab and use sterilised nails.

Never mind the clear dangers to your health of crucifixion, so long as the danger of infection is safely reduced.

Thousands watched the spectacle in Cutud, which has grown from a village production started in 1962 to a media and tourist attraction copied in other parts of the country.

For hours before the crucifixions lines of men, hooded and half naked, flayed their backs with bamboo whips and paddles tipped with broken glass. Blood splattered over the road.

The atmosphere was festive, with hawkers selling beer, ice-cream and souvenir whips. VIPs watched from a specially elevated "viewing platform".

Already up to 20 have taken part in the crucifixion today


The country's dominant Catholic Church disapproves of the crucifixions and flagellations as a misrepresentation of the faith.

"The spiritual dimension is totally lost, and it's entered into only because of some shows, some manifestations for other people to be satisfied with or to see," said Bishop Deogracias Iniguez.

"Many of these penitents, those who are practicing these physical afflictions have a meagre, have a shallow understanding of these practices."

Some foreigners have previously been crucified including a Belgian nun and a Japanese man, who later allowed footage of his ordeal to be used in a pornographic film. No one has ever died during the rituals.

Over 80 per cent of the Philippines' estimated 90 million population are Catholic and across the archipelago this weekend will be a time for church ritual, family and the beach.

Filipinos infuse their Catholic faith with local superstitions and some people avoid taking a shower or doing laundry after 3 p.m. (0700 GMT) on Good Friday - the time Chrst was believed to have died - for fear of bad luck.

The Filipino government says it cannot stop the devotees from crucifying and whipping themselves

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The health department said that those taking part in the rituals should have tetanus shots, check the condition of the whip they will use before lashing their backs and ensure the six-inch nails that will pierce their hands and feet have been sterilised.

"If we can't stop flagellants from whipping their own flesh, the best thing these penitents can do is ensure that their whips are clean and well maintained," said Health Secretary Francisco Duque.

"We are not trying to go against tradition because whipping has somewhat already become some form of atonement for sins for some of us.

"But this advice is important to make sure that no-one will land in hospital due to tetanus or other infections that penitents might get in the process."

[xoxoxoBruce]

Christians, like any other religion, or organization for that matter, have their share of wackos that overproject their membership. At least these clowns are only hurting themselves.

[lumberjim]

religion is like intelligence.

individually, it can be beautiful, and awe inspiring.

when groups of people get together and practice religion, it is most often scary and/or ridiculous.

[Cicero]

I was there in the phillipines like I was telling Slang and his friend when I was young. Yes they do still crucify people, but apparently, his internet Filipino friend said I had the phillippines all wrong. We don have li'(c) no mo.
Not only do they crucify someone every year, they walk him down the main streets of Manila, which at one time, my parents would not let me look at. (I did anyway)

[Elspode]

News reports today said that Jesus emerged from his cave and saw his shadow, thus guaranteeing six more weeks of Christianity.

Happy Easter!

[Cicero]

LOL!!

[monster]

els

[Sundae]

Bless Richard Littlejohn, always trying to push the "political correctness gone mad" angle regardless of the situation.

Sorry, did I type "bless Richard Littlejohn"? I meant something along the lines of "the only reason I'd ever hope for bloody revolution would be in the hope that Richard Littlejohn would be first against the wall, with everything he's ever written hammered up his arse".

[DanaC]

lol well said, Sundae!