Cellar Sorority - Eta Pi

Sundae · 04-19-2008, 07:27 PM

No boys allowed!
Well, only as random comments that may/ may not be regarded. After all it seems to be a sorority position to be "hot" on campus.

Okay.
Cellarity Eta Pi is recruiting. As we are the only sorority accepting pledges at this time of year we are skipping the usual Chapter Day and skipping straight to the Preference Party.

We are a well funded, well known and respected house. We have the prettiest girls, the butt-clappinest babes, the treadmillest geeks and the wittiest women. And some occupy the same frame. So whoever you are, wherever you're from, you can't assume you'll be pinned unless you apply.

Applications will be prioritised if sent via video clip. Just a short segment entitled, "Why I want to be a Pi Eta". Alternatively you can apply in writing (to this thread) but be aware you will have to try much harder. In both cases please include the following info:

- Name (may be username)
- Age (lies accepted)
- Likes
- Dislikes
- Ewwwwwwwwwwww! (major dislikes)
- Most likely to_______ when drunk
- Most likely to get drunk on...? (give type, strength & quantity)
- Fave sexual position
- Do you have your brown wings (yes/no)
- If I die I want to inhabit____________ body
- I like goats (yes/no)

A photo may be requested as evidence for any of the above.

Yrs fth
CKO
Self Appointed Admissions Mgr
EP
Global Cellarity

footfootfoot · 04-20-2008, 08:28 PM

Do I want to know what brown wings are? and does love put its penis there w/o telling 1st?

lumberjim · 04-20-2008, 10:11 PM

ate a pie?

monster · 04-20-2008, 10:30 PM

yes. is it not an old old joke? 'cause it damn well should be.

Elspode · 04-20-2008, 10:40 PM

Does this mean guys can have a frat? If so, can we name it Aye Felta Thi?

zippyt · 04-20-2008, 10:50 PM

Tap a kegubud

DucksNuts · 04-21-2008, 01:12 AM

Well, I should be an automatic in I reckon.

I flashed my bits and slept with enough guys to qualify...yeah?

Oh, Im not above a little girl-on-girl action....if that helps my cause

TheMercenary · 04-21-2008, 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DucksNuts

Oh, Im not above a little girl-on-girl action....

Picture proof required.

SteveDallas · 04-21-2008, 09:29 AM

Recognizing that I'm unqualified due to chromosomal deficiency....

There are a number of wonderful sorority-related films. I would suggest you ladies watch them and take careful notes to guide you in this new endeavor.

lumberjim · 04-21-2008, 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DucksNuts

Oh, Im not above a little girl-on-girl action....if that helps my cause

In my world, Pie is a euphamism for....something wonderful and pie shaped....so, yeah...that helps, in the Eta Pi sorority, I'd think.

looooooooooooove the pie

Pie · 04-21-2008, 09:47 AM

Cicero · 04-21-2008, 09:47 AM

I have the feeling that I can get in if I just flash Sundae. I don't like answering all those difficult questions......

But she didn't list the rewards for being in the sorority so I'm not sure if it's the one for me?

Do we get to go have frappamochacinno lattebreve's and make fun of the poor ugly townies or what?!?

Shawnee123 · 04-21-2008, 10:10 AM

I have our song:

He was a virgin his first Cellar year
He was a virgin with his conscience clear
He didn't drink, smoke, neck, or pet
He was the sweetheart of the Cellar you can bet
Until he met that girl from Eta Pi
And then he lost his damn virginit-eye
So let's drink drink drink to Eta Pi Eta Pi
Eta PI!

Cloud · 04-21-2008, 10:50 AM

you know, as much as I would like to be included in the Cellar girls' activities . . . I'm too much of a hippy to belong to any snooty sorority. Sorry. keep me in your thoughts and prayers.

Shawnee123 · 04-21-2008, 10:53 AM

I forgot to engage in lesbian activities in my life, so I'm out too.

But you know the Cellar girls wouldn't be a snooty sorority! Just a drunken one!

04-19-2008, 07:27 PM	#1
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Cellar Sorority - Eta Pi No boys allowed! Well, only as random comments that may/ may not be regarded. After all it seems to be a sorority position to be "hot" on campus. Okay. Cellarity Eta Pi is recruiting. As we are the only sorority accepting pledges at this time of year we are skipping the usual Chapter Day and skipping straight to the Preference Party. We are a well funded, well known and respected house. We have the prettiest girls, the butt-clappinest babes, the treadmillest geeks and the wittiest women. And some occupy the same frame. So whoever you are, wherever you're from, you can't assume you'll be pinned unless you apply. Applications will be prioritised if sent via video clip. Just a short segment entitled, "Why I want to be a Pi Eta". Alternatively you can apply in writing (to this thread) but be aware you will have to try much harder. In both cases please include the following info: - Name (may be username) - Age (lies accepted) - Likes - Dislikes - Ewwwwwwwwwwww! (major dislikes) - Most likely to_______ when drunk - Most likely to get drunk on...? (give type, strength & quantity) - Fave sexual position - Do you have your brown wings (yes/no) - If I die I want to inhabit____________ body - I like goats (yes/no) A photo may be requested as evidence for any of the above. Yrs fth CKO Self Appointed Admissions Mgr EP Global Cellarity __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

04-20-2008, 08:28 PM	#2
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Do I want to know what brown wings are? and does love put its penis there w/o telling 1st? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

04-20-2008, 10:11 PM	#3
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	ate a pie? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-20-2008, 10:30 PM	#4
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	yes. is it not an old old joke? 'cause it damn well should be. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-20-2008, 10:40 PM	#5
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Does this mean guys can have a frat? If so, can we name it Aye Felta Thi? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

04-20-2008, 10:50 PM	#6
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Tap a kegubud __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

04-21-2008, 01:12 AM	#7
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Well, I should be an automatic in I reckon. I flashed my bits and slept with enough guys to qualify...yeah? Oh, Im not above a little girl-on-girl action....if that helps my cause

04-21-2008, 09:29 AM	#9
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Recognizing that I'm unqualified due to chromosomal deficiency.... There are a number of wonderful sorority-related films. I would suggest you ladies watch them and take careful notes to guide you in this new endeavor.

04-21-2008, 09:47 AM	#11
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	__________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

04-21-2008, 09:47 AM	#12
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	I have the feeling that I can get in if I just flash Sundae. I don't like answering all those difficult questions...... But she didn't list the rewards for being in the sorority so I'm not sure if it's the one for me? Do we get to go have frappamochacinno lattebreve's and make fun of the poor ugly townies or what?!? __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

04-21-2008, 10:10 AM	#13
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I have our song: He was a virgin his first Cellar year He was a virgin with his conscience clear He didn't drink, smoke, neck, or pet He was the sweetheart of the Cellar you can bet Until he met that girl from Eta Pi And then he lost his damn virginit-eye So let's drink drink drink to Eta Pi Eta Pi Eta PI! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

04-21-2008, 10:50 AM	#14
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	you know, as much as I would like to be included in the Cellar girls' activities . . . I'm too much of a hippy to belong to any snooty sorority. Sorry. keep me in your thoughts and prayers. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

04-21-2008, 10:53 AM	#15
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I forgot to engage in lesbian activities in my life, so I'm out too. But you know the Cellar girls wouldn't be a snooty sorority! Just a drunken one! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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