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05-19-2008, 09:41 PM
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Snowflake
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Je$us Motherfuck!ng Chri$t This Fuck!ng Hurts!
I'll spare you low screen-resolution people the agony of bumping this long-a$$ thread title, which I don't apologize for btw. Somwhow, I thought nothing could be worse than having a camera shoved down my pee-hole and past my prostate into my bladder. And the thing I had done this time wasn't hald as bad, probbably because it wasn't half as large in diameter -- the thing I had shoved down my pee-hole this time, that is.
But for some reason, I don't know if it's the stinging antiseptic they applied, or the fact that the thing was in there longer, it now hurts like a b!tch to piss. And I'm on a Hydrocodone and a Tylenol3 w/ Codeine. After the last thing, it felt like a barbwire spur when the pee got up to my prostate, but then if I relaxed and let it out it wasn't so bad while I actually was peeing. This time, when the pee gets to my ding-dong, it feels like a razorblade is slicing it in half, and it feels that way THE WHOLE TIME I'm peeing. And I'm supposed to be guzzing water to rinse myself out after the procedure. Uh, okay. I'm drinking the water, BUT I'M AFRAID TO FUCK!NG PEE GODDAMN!T
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05-19-2008, 09:47 PM
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I'm sorry about your pain Flint. I hope it gets better soon.
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05-19-2008, 09:51 PM
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And all those times I can't think of anything original to say, something like what you just said is what actually works best.
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
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05-19-2008, 09:57 PM
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I can hear my ears
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think of it as pennance for lusting over other women.
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05-19-2008, 10:02 PM
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
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05-19-2008, 10:03 PM
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Bitchy Little Brat
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Do you need to pee like a racist?
Hope you feel better soon Flint. It sounds a bit like a urinary tract infection. |
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05-19-2008, 10:34 PM
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~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~
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I can't imagine, don't want to imagine how painful that must be. It is also the only time I am thankful I don't have a penis.
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05-19-2008, 10:37 PM
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Come on, cat.
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Gawd. I'm definitely sending healing vibes to your pee hole... man, that just sounds awful.
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05-20-2008, 01:27 AM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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Hope you feel better soon.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.   Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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05-20-2008, 04:35 AM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Ouch Flint, that sounds horrible. Just keep gritting your teeth, it'll get better soon. Did the clinic warn you this might happen? If not, it might be worth mentioning it to them, just in case it's a sign of infection or something.
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05-20-2008, 05:32 AM
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still says videotape
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Sorry dude.
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05-20-2008, 05:49 AM
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polaroid of perfection
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Ah Flint
Check anyone you've annoyed recently - if they've been seen buying lumps of wax and EXTRA LONG PINS you might want to sort things out. Seriously, that sounds horrific. Having been through kidney infections (blood in the urine - scary) I know how miserable it makes you. The silver-plated lining is that once this has passed (and it will) you will appreciate the joy of peeing pain-free for at least a week before it becomes mundane again.
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05-20-2008, 06:53 AM
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Slattern of the Swail
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Flint, there is this stuff called Azo-Standard that you used to be able to buy OTC, it turns your pee green or orange but the pain is GONE. YOu dr. can aslo prescribe this stuff called pyridium which is similar only is Rx strength.
Call your doc and get thee some! It's not a pain killer so there should be NO problem with him giving you the rx over the phone. It will make this pain stop instantly.
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05-20-2008, 07:12 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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The best thing you could do is soak it in cider.
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