Australia!

footfootfoot · 05-20-2008, 02:36 PM

http://www.satirewire.com/news/jan02/australia.shtml

DucksNuts · 05-20-2008, 11:59 PM

I wondered why the toilet was flushing in the opposite direction.

Kagen4o4 · 05-21-2008, 07:40 AM

now you tell me, i spent all night looking for the southern cross. all i could see was a bright star and a big dipper looking thing, i believe its called "Allen the Cowboy"

glatt · 05-21-2008, 07:59 AM

It's Kagen!

Trilby · 05-21-2008, 08:24 AM

Kagen! What's been going on???

Kagen4o4 · 05-21-2008, 04:46 PM

Name: Kagen4o4
DOB: 7/10/1983
Sex: Male(ish)
Occupation: Laboratory Technician
Marital Status: Single (after 6 years)
Coffee: No thanks I just had one.
Imaginary Friends: 0
New developments: New Tattoo, working in Histology cutting up peoples troubled organs, broke up with girlfriend of 6 years, haven't been to the Cellar in I dont know how long.
Please provide a recent photo showing off your fresh tattoo of only 2 days:
No...oh alright.

classicman · 05-21-2008, 05:19 PM

haven't been to the Cellar since 04-17-2007, 04:58 PM

Kagen4o4 · 05-21-2008, 05:24 PM

over a year huh? i was gone a while. but i see all my favourites are still here

classicman · 05-21-2008, 05:47 PM

nice tat btw

DucksNuts · 05-21-2008, 11:43 PM

Nice to be looking at your again Kagen

Kingswood · 05-22-2008, 01:17 AM

No wonder the sun was backwards. It was really weird to see it rising in the west and setting in the east like that.

Kagen4o4 · 05-22-2008, 04:07 AM

hahaha nice one kingswood. this morning i was woken up by people in new york talking

Kagen4o4 · 05-22-2008, 04:08 AM

looking at my what ducks?

Sundae · 05-22-2008, 04:17 AM

I forwarded the link in the OP to my Australian boss.
She said (in her Adelaide accent), "What are they saying? That we're all drunk and stupid?"

"And paranoid" I replied.

05-22-2008, 04:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kagen4o4

over a year huh? i was gone a while. but i see all my favourites are still here

Back from your lurkabout I see. I had been here only a year when you left; still, I remember you (short term memory is the first thing to go you know). Deja vu and all that jazz.

05-20-2008, 02:36 PM	#1
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Australia! http://www.satirewire.com/news/jan02/australia.shtml __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

05-21-2008, 07:40 AM	#3
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	now you tell me, i spent all night looking for the southern cross. all i could see was a bright star and a big dipper looking thing, i believe its called "Allen the Cowboy" __________________ something we both can enjoy??

05-21-2008, 08:24 AM	#5
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Kagen! What's been going on??? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

05-21-2008, 04:46 PM	#6
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	Name: Kagen4o4 DOB: 7/10/1983 Sex: Male(ish) Occupation: Laboratory Technician Marital Status: Single (after 6 years) Coffee: No thanks I just had one. Imaginary Friends: 0 New developments: New Tattoo, working in Histology cutting up peoples troubled organs, broke up with girlfriend of 6 years, haven't been to the Cellar in I dont know how long. Please provide a recent photo showing off your fresh tattoo of only 2 days: No...oh alright. Attached Images __________________ something we both can enjoy??

05-21-2008, 05:19 PM	#7
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	haven't been to the Cellar since 04-17-2007, 04:58 PM __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

05-20-2008, 11:59 PM	#2
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	I wondered why the toilet was flushing in the opposite direction.

05-21-2008, 07:59 AM	#4
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	It's Kagen!

05-21-2008, 05:24 PM	#8
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	over a year huh? i was gone a while. but i see all my favourites are still here __________________ something we both can enjoy??

05-21-2008, 05:47 PM	#9
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	nice tat btw __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

05-21-2008, 11:43 PM	#10
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Nice to be looking at your again Kagen

05-22-2008, 01:17 AM	#11
Kingswood Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Melbourne, Vic Posts: 316	No wonder the sun was backwards. It was really weird to see it rising in the west and setting in the east like that. __________________ Ur is a city in Mesopotamia.

05-22-2008, 04:07 AM	#12
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	hahaha nice one kingswood. this morning i was woken up by people in new york talking __________________ something we both can enjoy??

05-22-2008, 04:08 AM	#13
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	looking at my what ducks? __________________ something we both can enjoy??

05-22-2008, 04:17 AM	#14
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I forwarded the link in the OP to my Australian boss. She said (in her Adelaide accent), "What are they saying? That we're all drunk and stupid?" "And paranoid" I replied. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

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