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Old 08-28-2008, 07:57 PM   #1
DucksNuts
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FSM please grant me the serenity....

to not leap over my desk and head butt the men I work with, whose sentences can not begin without the words..."Ducks, can you/did you/will you/make sure you/have you....".


What are you asking of the great FSM?
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Old 08-28-2008, 08:56 PM   #2
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Oh Great Yummy FSM, please help me to understand the foibles of those so very much less mature than their ages would seem to imply.
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Old 08-28-2008, 10:09 PM   #3
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I'm hungry. I was thinking of some nice fettucine alfredo.
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Old 08-29-2008, 06:21 AM   #4
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FSM grant me serenity.
That'll do.
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Old 08-29-2008, 09:08 AM   #5
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Ducks, I'll touch you with my noodley appendage. Ramen.
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Old 08-29-2008, 10:35 AM   #6
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FSM, please watch where you put your noodley appendage, and bring us world peace. Ramen.
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Old 08-29-2008, 03:17 PM   #7
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I know I'm slow, and naive to a few things. I have to ask, what the heck is this thread about?
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Old 08-29-2008, 03:43 PM   #8
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regular.joe, search "Flying Spaghetti Monster" in the Cellar, there's lots of history there.

FSM: Grant me the ability to not let annoying posters get under my skin. Ramen.



(not referring to you or your question, joe)
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Old 08-29-2008, 04:39 PM   #9
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FSM: please grant me an elderly, very ill heirless millionaire husband who dies on our honeymoon and NO investigation is done. Amen.
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Old 08-29-2008, 07:38 PM   #10
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Bri, only a millionaire? Why such modest tastes?
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Old 08-29-2008, 07:49 PM   #11
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Bri, only a millionaire? Why such modest tastes?
I'm trying to be more "spiritual" and I feel anything above a millionaire would ruin my sweet disposition and my love for the poor...
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
—James Barrie


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Old 08-29-2008, 07:54 PM   #12
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I hear Bill Gates loves the poor. Delicious with a light seafood sauce.
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Old 08-29-2008, 09:26 PM   #13
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...with Favre Beans and A Nice Chianti...ummmm.
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