Shaft Olympics! NSWF--naughty language

Trilby · 08-24-2008, 03:40 PM

after groovin' on the Village People's YMCA and hearing the Theme from
Shaft earlier this morning, I decided to give Shaft anther close listen.

The instrumental should, by all that's right and good, be background porno music...but when I really gave it a good listen, I felt it should be used as the background music for...get ready now....

Olympic Fucking!

Wouldn't that be great? I find the best fuckers in each country and then have them compete in the gymnasium! I think it would inspire so many people to really go out there and give it their best! Since I thought of it, I want to be one of the commentators. Who wants to be my co-com?

Also, I would love to introduce John Shaft to my family as my finacee. It would go something like this, "Mom, dad! This is the man I've been telling you about! He's a helluva private dick, a real mean motherf*kker and real complicated so I'm the only one who can understand him, isn't that right Johnny Sweetie?" Oh, yeah.

Elspode · 08-24-2008, 04:25 PM

That would certainly be "shaft" music, alright.

Elspode · 08-24-2008, 04:26 PM

Oh, and I will definitely be your color commentator.

Trilby · 08-24-2008, 04:44 PM

Excellent!

When can you go on the world tour with me? And, should we just automatically qualify certain...certain cellarites?

Ok: which dwellar thinks they've got the chops for Olympic F'ing?

(naturally, Sundae, you and DucksNuts are already on the team!)

xoxoxoBruce · 08-24-2008, 05:23 PM

If it's an Olympic event, unless UT declares the Cellar a separate country, SG and Ducky would be on competing teams.

Elspode · 08-24-2008, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

Excellent!

When can you go on the world tour with me?

I am available to go around the world with you at any time, my dear.

squirell nutkin · 08-24-2008, 06:14 PM

Oh you know I'd fuck you so hard your whole family would come (cum?)

zippyt · 08-24-2008, 06:14 PM

May I suggest a Mascot ,

zippyt · 08-24-2008, 06:19 PM

I suppose the Pole Vault would Have to be different ,
Maybe Pole IN Vault !!!!!
Or Synchronized Sucking !!
Or The Group Grope !!

zippyt · 08-24-2008, 06:46 PM

Am I the only one that thought ( watching the Olympics ) it would be Better if they were naked !!!!

ZenGum · 08-24-2008, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippyt

Am I the only one that thought ( watching the Olympics ) it would be Better if they were naked !!!!

You are not alone.

You know, in the Ancient Greek days, that was how they did it. I don't know if they had the hurdles, though.

zippyt · 08-24-2008, 07:59 PM

I was thinking more along the lines of Synchronized swimming , or Team Rhythm Gymnastics ,
but Ladys Hurdles could be interesting as well,

Elspode · 08-24-2008, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippyt

Am I the only one that thought ( watching the Olympics ) it would be Better if they were naked !!!!

No. The women's beach volleyball is perfect just the way it is, because they are *all but* naked, and that is even hotter.

classicman · 08-24-2008, 08:37 PM

I agree with Els.

Sheldonrs · 08-24-2008, 10:25 PM

Damn! They finally add sex to the Olympics and it's after I turn pro!

08-24-2008, 03:40 PM	#1
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Shaft Olympics! NSWF--naughty language after groovin' on the Village People's YMCA and hearing the Theme from Shaft earlier this morning, I decided to give Shaft anther close listen. The instrumental should, by all that's right and good, be background porno music...but when I really gave it a good listen, I felt it should be used as the background music for...get ready now.... Olympic Fucking! Wouldn't that be great? I find the best fuckers in each country and then have them compete in the gymnasium! I think it would inspire so many people to really go out there and give it their best! Since I thought of it, I want to be one of the commentators. Who wants to be my co-com? Also, I would love to introduce John Shaft to my family as my finacee. It would go something like this, "Mom, dad! This is the man I've been telling you about! He's a helluva private dick, a real mean motherfkker and real complicated so I'm the only one who can understand him, isn't that right Johnny Sweetie?" Oh, yeah. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum Last edited by Trilby; 08-24-2008 at 03:45 PM.*

08-24-2008, 04:25 PM	#2
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	That would certainly be "shaft" music, alright. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

08-24-2008, 04:26 PM	#3
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Oh, and I will definitely be your color commentator. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

08-24-2008, 04:44 PM	#4
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Excellent! When can you go on the world tour with me? And, should we just automatically qualify certain...certain cellarites? Ok: which dwellar thinks they've got the chops for Olympic F'ing? (naturally, Sundae, you and DucksNuts are already on the team!) __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

08-24-2008, 05:23 PM	#5
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Point of Order If it's an Olympic event, unless UT declares the Cellar a separate country, SG and Ducky would be on competing teams. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-24-2008, 06:14 PM	#7
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08-24-2008, 06:14 PM	#8
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	May I suggest a Mascot , Attached Images __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

08-24-2008, 06:19 PM	#9
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	I suppose the Pole Vault would Have to be different , Maybe Pole IN Vault !!!!! Or Synchronized Sucking !! Or The Group Grope !! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

08-24-2008, 06:46 PM	#10
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Am I the only one that thought ( watching the Olympics ) it would be Better if they were naked !!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

08-24-2008, 07:59 PM	#12
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	I was thinking more along the lines of Synchronized swimming , or Team Rhythm Gymnastics , but Ladys Hurdles could be interesting as well, __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

08-24-2008, 08:37 PM	#14
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	I agree with Els. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

08-24-2008, 10:25 PM	#15
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Damn! They finally add sex to the Olympics and it's after I turn pro! __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

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