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Old 09-09-2008, 07:30 AM   #1
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I am Not a Nerd

I finished reading The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao and I, Brianna Hannah Montana Rosanna Danna, who once suspected myself of some slight leanings towards nerdiness, am now certain that I am not, and never have been, a nerd of any stripe, polka-dot, or classic Burberry. Hear that, SteveDallas? I am NOT one of you!

So. How did all you nerds rope me in for so long? It's been---years!

I'm going to go to Uni now and smoke with the cool kids. Man, you people are nerds. Esp. you girls.
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Old 09-09-2008, 08:23 AM   #2
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Cool kids don't smoke. That's SO 90's.
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Old 09-09-2008, 08:27 AM   #3
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You are a nerd Bri.
This is a phase.

I think you need to step slowly away from that book and let someone with your best interests at heart take it away and burn it.
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Old 09-09-2008, 08:36 AM   #4
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You may not be a nerd, but you are certainly a nurd.
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Old 09-09-2008, 08:55 AM   #5
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you're a nerd groupie, that's whut :p
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Old 09-09-2008, 09:24 AM   #6
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What happens when the cool kids hurt you again? You'll be right back here.
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Old 09-09-2008, 09:30 AM   #7
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And we'll still accept her with open arms.
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Old 09-09-2008, 09:31 AM   #8
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:::Knowingly glances in Bri's direction remembering when she too tried to deny her own destiny:::

Go on Bri, spread your wings. We'll leave a light on.
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Old 09-09-2008, 10:03 AM   #9
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Old 09-09-2008, 10:04 AM   #10
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:::Knowingly glances in Bri's direction remembering when she too tried to deny her own destiny:::

Go on Bri, spread your wings. We'll leave a light on.
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Old 09-09-2008, 10:04 AM   #11
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Hear that, SteveDallas? I am NOT one of you!

So. How did all you nerds rope me in for so long? It's been---years!
Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

(If you know where that quote came from... wellll....

"Rope you in"? I thought that was Ducks. But hey, if you have any bondage pix lying about, head on over to the NSFW thread.
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Old 09-09-2008, 10:16 AM   #12
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Only nerds like Star Wars???

Hmmm....
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Old 09-09-2008, 10:22 AM   #13
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The first three* are OK, but only nerds like the last three extravaganzas.

* in order of release
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Old 09-09-2008, 10:35 AM   #14
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Only nerds like Star Wars???

Hmmm....
No, but "like Star Wars" and "can immediately dredge up a quote from a movie released 28 years ago" are not the same thing.
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Old 09-09-2008, 10:46 AM   #15
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Well, I knew immediately where that quote came from...but it is probably the more dramatic of that movies scenes, so remembering it isnt that unusual.
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