The Irish View on the Election

Big Sarge · 10-01-2008, 06:56 PM

From an email:

'We, in Ireland, can't figure out why you people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States.

On one side, you had a pants wearing female lawyer, married to another lawyer who can't seem to keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated primary against a lawyer, who goes to a hate-white America church, who is married to yet another lawyer, who doesn't even like the country her husband wants to run!

Now ... On the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name starts with the appropriate 'Mc' terminology, married to a good looking younger woman who owns a beer distributorship!

What in God's name are ya lads thinking over there?"

Of course, this is just a joke.

jinx · 10-01-2008, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge

Of course, this is just a joke.

Well yeah.... 'cause she sold the beer company didn't she?

xoxoxoBruce · 10-01-2008, 11:04 PM

She did?

Clodfobble · 10-02-2008, 05:18 AM

I'm pretty sure she still sits on the board and gets a hefty income from it, at the very least.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-02-2008, 08:21 AM

So she gave up the CEO job? Is she still majority stockholder?

ZenGum · 10-02-2008, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge

Of course, this is just a joke.

Are you referring to this material in particular, or the whole election?

10-01-2008, 06:56 PM	#1
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	The Irish View on the Election From an email: 'We, in Ireland, can't figure out why you people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States. On one side, you had a pants wearing female lawyer, married to another lawyer who can't seem to keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated primary against a lawyer, who goes to a hate-white America church, who is married to yet another lawyer, who doesn't even like the country her husband wants to run! Now ... On the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name starts with the appropriate 'Mc' terminology, married to a good looking younger woman who owns a beer distributorship! What in God's name are ya lads thinking over there?" Of course, this is just a joke.

10-01-2008, 11:04 PM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	She did? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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10-02-2008, 08:21 AM	#5
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	So she gave up the CEO job? Is she still majority stockholder? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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