Profundities - He has them

Trilby · 12-31-2008, 08:40 AM

I have a friend, a man, I've known for nine years or so - it started out a romantic sexual relationship but it was very clear soon that we were wildly incompatible except for the sex, for which we were wildly compatible. We dumped everything about the relationship except a friendly sex groove which is working fine. I am now free to enjoy him just as he is and I don't obsess over "changing" him. He is, putting aside his sex addiction, a salt-of-the-earth type.

He was just here visiting. I didn't have anything to offer him to drink except Perrier water - and NO, I am NOT being pretentious. I only use it to make my Cranberry drink (which I drink instead of vodka all day long so don't judge me) but was out of the cranberry. He said he'd try it. His comment: "Tastes like Sprite without the taste."

That's just one reason why I like this guy. Keeps it real.

I thought I would surprise him once and got him some of those hoity toity expensive cookies from Cheryl & Co. He took one bite and said, "This is the worst cookie I've ever had. Why didn't you get some Little Debbies?"

Ah. I like that.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-31-2008, 08:51 AM

Harumph... see if I bring you anymore caviar and foie gras. stomp stomp stomp...Slam... stomp stomp stomp :p

Shawnee123 · 12-31-2008, 08:51 AM

Sounds like "wildly incompatible" is a bit of an overstatement.

Enjoy each other's company. It sounds super!

Flint · 12-31-2008, 09:49 AM

Sounds like he has a bit of a Being There thing going on. I'm so jealous.

Sundae · 12-31-2008, 09:55 AM

He'd drive me up the wall TBH.
But I envy you having no strings sex like crazy!

I had a sex-buddy thing going on with a man who was more or less my political opposite. The good thing about being a down-at-heel lefty is that if you shag the opposition - they have money! He'd come and pick me up in his gorgeous car, and give me a lift to work the next day. I'd cook dinner in his lovely warm house with the big TV and power shower. Worked really well while it lasted (he fell in love with a woman of the same type as him - I mourned a little).

Trilby · 12-31-2008, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

He'd drive me up the wall TBH.

The real beauty of this thing is that he's never here long enough to drive me nuts. He, ahem, rather comes and goes. It's v. nice, ackshully!

Trilby · 12-31-2008, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

Sounds like he has a bit of a Being There thing going on. I'm so jealous.

yeah. I tend to think he's more of a Rainman than the Voice of Unsullied Sense...but, whatever. He's got a nice one. I like to keep Kurt Vonnegut's quote in mind: You never know who will get a nice one.

Flint · 12-31-2008, 10:36 AM

ha ha ha
dirty whore

Trilby · 12-31-2008, 10:39 AM

I know who I am.

Flint · 12-31-2008, 10:40 AM

You're the best kind.

HungLikeJesus · 01-01-2009, 01:13 PM

I had to read that first post twice. I thought you said, "...I don't obsess over 'charging' him..."

wolf · 01-01-2009, 05:46 PM

So, wait, are you saying he refers to his balls as "my profundities?"

Flint · 01-01-2009, 07:59 PM

That's what I call my poops.

morethanpretty · 01-04-2009, 09:10 AM

I want to be like you Bri. That is all...

12-31-2008, 08:40 AM	#1
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Profundities - He has them I have a friend, a man, I've known for nine years or so - it started out a romantic sexual relationship but it was very clear soon that we were wildly incompatible except for the sex, for which we were wildly compatible. We dumped everything about the relationship except a friendly sex groove which is working fine. I am now free to enjoy him just as he is and I don't obsess over "changing" him. He is, putting aside his sex addiction, a salt-of-the-earth type. He was just here visiting. I didn't have anything to offer him to drink except Perrier water - and NO, I am NOT being pretentious. I only use it to make my Cranberry drink (which I drink instead of vodka all day long so don't judge me) but was out of the cranberry. He said he'd try it. His comment: "Tastes like Sprite without the taste." That's just one reason why I like this guy. Keeps it real. I thought I would surprise him once and got him some of those hoity toity expensive cookies from Cheryl & Co. He took one bite and said, "This is the worst cookie I've ever had. Why didn't you get some Little Debbies?" Ah. I like that. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

12-31-2008, 08:51 AM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Harumph... see if I bring you anymore caviar and foie gras. stomp stomp stomp...Slam... stomp stomp stomp :p __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-31-2008, 08:51 AM	#3
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Sounds like "wildly incompatible" is a bit of an overstatement. Enjoy each other's company. It sounds super! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-31-2008, 09:49 AM	#4
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Sounds like he has a bit of a Being There thing going on. I'm so jealous. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

12-31-2008, 10:36 AM	#8
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	ha ha ha dirty whore __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

12-31-2008, 09:55 AM	#5
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	He'd drive me up the wall TBH. But I envy you having no strings sex like crazy! I had a sex-buddy thing going on with a man who was more or less my political opposite. The good thing about being a down-at-heel lefty is that if you shag the opposition - they have money! He'd come and pick me up in his gorgeous car, and give me a lift to work the next day. I'd cook dinner in his lovely warm house with the big TV and power shower. Worked really well while it lasted (he fell in love with a woman of the same type as him - I mourned a little).

12-31-2008, 10:39 AM	#9
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I know who I am. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

12-31-2008, 10:40 AM	#10
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	You're the best kind. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

01-01-2009, 01:13 PM	#11
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	I had to read that first post twice. I thought you said, "...I don't obsess over 'charging' him..." __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

01-01-2009, 05:46 PM	#12
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	So, wait, are you saying he refers to his balls as "my profundities?" __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

01-01-2009, 07:59 PM	#13
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	That's what I call my poops. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

01-04-2009, 09:10 AM	#14
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	I want to be like you Bri. That is all... __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

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