Green my ass

lumberjim · 03-02-2009, 01:38 PM

I've had enough of Green. Green with a capital G. The Green Party, Green homes and Green energy and Green jobs. They even went so far as to hire Tom Green for the Green channel's game show.

It's insulting to the American people. It's an oversimplification of biblical proportions. Green is Good. Red must be bad.....k lemme check....yup. it is. Pinkos are Red, china is Red, debt is Red. It is a derivative of the retarded election coverage, I'm sure. Red States, Blue States, gray states. What color do you identify with? Are you living a Green lifestyle?

I will not be wearing any green this St Patty's day as a protest to this mindfuckery.

also,
don't forget......

EAD

HungLikeJesus · 03-02-2009, 01:44 PM

Clone thread:
My green ass

footfootfoot · 03-02-2009, 02:43 PM

We had a saying as kids:
Your ass is grass.

tw · 03-02-2009, 02:44 PM

Green beer for St Patrick's Day?

glatt · 03-02-2009, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

We had a saying as kids:
Your ass is grass.

I remember that. Where did that even come from?

Trilby · 03-02-2009, 02:47 PM

I'm letting the water faucet run needlessly for the next ten minutes just to screw with everyone.

footfootfoot · 03-02-2009, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

I remember that. Where did that even come from?

I was wondering about it too. I think "and I'm a lawn mower" came later. I always thought it had something to do with being on the ground or trampled or something. Maybe it was just a good rhyme for 8 year olds.

Tulip · 03-02-2009, 02:54 PM

I try not to bed wasteful. However, I don't consider myself as "green."

Thought I'd use all the green smilies...

heheheheheh.....

ZenGum · 03-02-2009, 04:57 PM

IIRC the phrase "your ass is grass and I'm the lawnmower" is used by Sgt-Mjr Dickerson in Good Morning Vietnam.

lumberjim · 03-02-2009, 05:02 PM

DICTIONARY OF AMERICAN SLANG by Chapman

(ONE’S) ASS IS GRASS, sentence from the 1940s: The subject is in trouble; one will be ruined, undone, etc. <Give me a title, in short, or your ass is grass.—Boston Magazine

footfootfoot · 03-02-2009, 06:27 PM

See if you can find an entry for "Your taint is paint and I'm the brush."

Pie · 03-02-2009, 08:07 PM

A more mauvy shade of pinky russet.

footfootfoot · 03-03-2009, 12:23 PM

You are a poet Pie.

03-02-2009, 01:38 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Green my ass I've had enough of Green. Green with a capital G. The Green Party, Green homes and Green energy and Green jobs. They even went so far as to hire Tom Green for the Green channel's game show. It's insulting to the American people. It's an oversimplification of biblical proportions. Green is Good. Red must be bad.....k lemme check....yup. it is. Pinkos are Red, china is Red, debt is Red. It is a derivative of the retarded election coverage, I'm sure. Red States, Blue States, gray states. What color do you identify with? Are you living a Green lifestyle? I will not be wearing any green this St Patty's day as a protest to this mindfuckery. also, don't forget...... EAD __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-02-2009, 01:44 PM	#2
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Clone thread: My green ass __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

03-02-2009, 02:43 PM	#3
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	We had a saying as kids: Your ass is grass. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

03-02-2009, 02:47 PM	#6
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I'm letting the water faucet run needlessly for the next ten minutes just to screw with everyone. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-02-2009, 04:57 PM	#9
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	IIRC the phrase "your ass is grass and I'm the lawnmower" is used by Sgt-Mjr Dickerson in Good Morning Vietnam. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

03-02-2009, 02:44 PM	#4
tw Read? I only know how to write. Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 11,933	Green beer for St Patrick's Day?

03-02-2009, 02:54 PM	#8
Tulip Professor Join Date: May 2008 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,293	I try not to bed wasteful. However, I don't consider myself as "green." Thought I'd use all the green smilies... heheheheheh.....

03-02-2009, 05:02 PM	#10
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	*DICTIONARY OF AMERICAN SLANG* by Chapman (ONE’S) ASS IS GRASS, sentence from the 1940s: The subject is in trouble; one will be ruined, undone, etc. <Give me a title, in short, or your ass is grass.—Boston Magazine __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-02-2009, 06:27 PM	#11
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	See if you can find an entry for "Your taint is paint and I'm the brush." __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

03-02-2009, 08:07 PM	#12
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	A more mauvy shade of pinky russet. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

03-03-2009, 12:23 PM	#13
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	You are a poet Pie. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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