What shits are you missing

Sheldonrs · 03-09-2009, 12:41 PM

Well, there was this one time last summer when it was 120 degrees.
I was eating grilled corn on the cob. Afterward, I needed to floss my teeth because the corn always ends up between them.
I accidently swallowed the floss. A little later, I heard this "popping sound coming from my stomach. Turns out that because it was so hot, the corn popped in my stomach.
Later that night, I shit a necklace. :-)

I miss that shit!

Pie · 03-09-2009, 02:25 PM

Kimchee shits. Haven't had good kimchee in a while. (TMI)

dar512 · 03-09-2009, 02:32 PM

I have Crohn's disease so I have a surplus of shits. Anyone who needs more, they're welcome to some of mine.

lumberjim · 03-20-2009, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dar512

I have Crohn's disease so I have a surplus of shits. Anyone who needs more, they're welcome to some of mine.

A question for you (dar & brian)

how do sesame seeds treat you?

like if you eat a sesame seed bagel or half a bag of breadsticks with sesame seeds on them? I am actually asking for a friend who has bad guts.....

dar512 · 03-20-2009, 03:07 PM

When we eat at Burger King or anywhere else that has sesame seeds, I trade my top bun for Mrs. Dar's bottom bun. I could probably handle a few strays, but getting that many would be sure to send me to the emergency room.

There's a lot of different things that can be wrong with your digestive system. For that matter, not everyone reacts the same to CD.

Do you know what he has?

03-09-2009, 12:41 PM	#1
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	What shits are you missing Well, there was this one time last summer when it was 120 degrees. I was eating grilled corn on the cob. Afterward, I needed to floss my teeth because the corn always ends up between them. I accidently swallowed the floss. A little later, I heard this "popping sound coming from my stomach. Turns out that because it was so hot, the corn popped in my stomach. Later that night, I shit a necklace. :-) I miss that shit! __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

03-09-2009, 02:25 PM	#2
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Kimchee shits. Haven't had good kimchee in a while. (TMI) __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

03-09-2009, 02:32 PM	#3
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	I have Crohn's disease so I have a surplus of shits. Anyone who needs more, they're welcome to some of mine. __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

03-20-2009, 03:07 PM	#5
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	When we eat at Burger King or anywhere else that has sesame seeds, I trade my top bun for Mrs. Dar's bottom bun. I could probably handle a few strays, but getting that many would be sure to send me to the emergency room. There's a lot of different things that can be wrong with your digestive system. For that matter, not everyone reacts the same to CD. Do you know what he has? __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

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