Alfie - 13 year old Dad

Aliantha · 02-16-2009, 06:31 PM

Have you heard this story yet?

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INNOCENT-eyed Alfie Patten spent his first night acting as a 13-year-old dad and declared: “It was easier than I thought.”
The four-footer — who looks no more than eight — said: “I know I’m young, but I plan to be a good dad.”

As he went on the PlayStation with 15-year-old girlfriend Chantelle Steadman, he added: “I think we’ll be good parents. I’ll have to work extra hard at school.”

But the plot thickens...

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Alfie Patten has reportedly demanded a DNA test to prove he really is a father at age 13 after two other teenagers are said to have claimed they had slept with his girlfriend.

The schoolboy was described as another symbol of 'broken Britain after it emerged that he and Chantelle Steadman, 15, had parented baby Masie, born five days ago.

But today the scandal took another twist after it was claimed Richard Goodsell, 16, and Tyler Barker, 14, may have fathered the child.

SteveDallas · 02-16-2009, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

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. . . it was claimed Richard Goodsell, 16, and Tyler Barker, 14, may have fathered the child.

Surely they meant "or."

Aliantha · 02-16-2009, 06:47 PM

You'd think so huh.

monster · 02-16-2009, 07:15 PM

Why are they giving out the names of minors?

Elspode · 02-16-2009, 07:18 PM

'Cause they just want to be famous?

Pie · 02-16-2009, 07:24 PM

They posted it on their MySpace pages...

footfootfoot · 02-16-2009, 07:35 PM

What's it all about, Alfie?
Is it just for the moment we live?
What's it all about when you sort it out, Alfie?
Are we meant to take more than we give
or are we meant to be kind?
And if only fools are kind, Alfie,
then I guess it's wise to be cruel.
And if life belongs only to the strong, Alfie,
what will you lend on an old golden rule?
As sure as I believe there's a heaven above, Alfie,
I know there's something much more,
something even non-believers can believe in.
I believe in love, Alfie.
Without true love we just exist, Alfie.
Until you find the love you've missed you're nothing, Alfie.
When you walk let your heart lead the way
and you'll find love any day, Alfie, Alfie.

Aliantha · 02-16-2009, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

Why are they giving out the names of minors?

I don't know. Maybe their parents allowed it? Seems to me they must have a fairly 'flexible' group of parents for them all to be underage and doing the dirty...with the same chick, who really doesn't look like a sluzza at all.

monster · 02-16-2009, 07:58 PM

ah, I see now, it's because The Sun paid them wadges of moolah

ZenGum · 02-16-2009, 08:40 PM

250,000 quid was what I read. For that money even I would knock up a ... 14 ... errrmmm... no, don't think I would...

monster · 02-16-2009, 08:52 PM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7889392.stm

interesting 1917 sex ed film

monster · 02-16-2009, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

250,000 quid was what I read. For that money even I would knock up a ... 14 ... errrmmm... no, don't think I would...

buys a truckload of diapers and playstation games after the fact, though

footfootfoot · 02-16-2009, 09:42 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY7Fh...eature=related

monster · 02-16-2009, 10:07 PM

There's something wrong with her lips. did they do cosmetic surgery back then?

Tulip · 02-17-2009, 12:30 AM

Goodness...

My friend is a middle school teacher and such news aren't strange to her. She's heard them one too many times.

02-16-2009, 06:47 PM	#3
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	You'd think so huh. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

02-16-2009, 07:15 PM	#4
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Why are they giving out the names of minors? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-16-2009, 07:18 PM	#5
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	'Cause they just want to be famous? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

02-16-2009, 07:24 PM	#6
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	They posted it on their MySpace pages... __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

02-16-2009, 07:35 PM	#7
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	What's it all about, Alfie? Is it just for the moment we live? What's it all about when you sort it out, Alfie? Are we meant to take more than we give or are we meant to be kind? And if only fools are kind, Alfie, then I guess it's wise to be cruel. And if life belongs only to the strong, Alfie, what will you lend on an old golden rule? As sure as I believe there's a heaven above, Alfie, I know there's something much more, something even non-believers can believe in. I believe in love, Alfie. Without true love we just exist, Alfie. Until you find the love you've missed you're nothing, Alfie. When you walk let your heart lead the way and you'll find love any day, Alfie, Alfie. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

02-16-2009, 07:58 PM	#9
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	ah, I see now, it's because The Sun paid them wadges of moolah __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-16-2009, 08:40 PM	#10
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	250,000 quid was what I read. For that money even I would knock up a ... 14 ... errrmmm... no, don't think I would... __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

02-16-2009, 08:52 PM	#11
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7889392.stm interesting 1917 sex ed film __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-16-2009, 09:42 PM	#13
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY7Fh...eature=related __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

02-16-2009, 10:07 PM	#14
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	There's something wrong with her lips. did they do cosmetic surgery back then? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-17-2009, 12:30 AM	#15
Tulip Professor Join Date: May 2008 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,293	Goodness... My friend is a middle school teacher and such news aren't strange to her. She's heard them one too many times.

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