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Old 06-10-2009, 10:51 PM   #1
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Debate: that flirting is beter than sex.

I'm going to try to organise this as a debate, to exercise your mental flexibility.

All ODD numbered posts must be PRO the statement. All EVEN numbered posts must be CON the statement. Tailor your argument to your post number.

(Not that I think this will last beyond the first page, but lets give it a go...)

Either rebutt the previous post, or make a new argument.

Remember, ODDS are PRO, EVENS are CON.

This being post one, I'll be PRO.



Flirting is better than sex, because you can't get pregnant.
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Old 06-10-2009, 11:01 PM   #2
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and every post thats a factor of 16 should simply copy post #1

The sex is better because it is the physical culmination of the feelings that two people have nurtured over time.

wingin it here
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Old 06-10-2009, 11:10 PM   #3
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Flirting is better because it lasts longer...and fills one with antici...









































...pation!
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Old 06-11-2009, 12:18 AM   #4
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Sex is better because... you know, you have an orgasm?
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Old 06-11-2009, 03:38 AM   #5
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Flirting is better because you don't get Diseases from it!
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Old 06-11-2009, 04:13 AM   #6
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Sex is better; because, it can be illegal.
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Old 06-11-2009, 04:23 AM   #7
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Flirting is better. because nobody ends up sleeping in the wet patch...
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Old 06-11-2009, 06:23 AM   #8
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Sex is better because you can get pregnant.

Well, where did you come from?



my god, it's working ... so far
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Old 06-11-2009, 07:28 AM   #9
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Flirting is better, because you can do it with everyone without getting a disease.
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Old 06-11-2009, 08:03 AM   #10
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Sex is better because it burns calories!
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Old 06-11-2009, 09:14 AM   #11
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Flirting is better because lingerie is expensive.
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Old 06-11-2009, 09:19 AM   #12
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Sex is better because it's sex. I mean c'mon. No contest.
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Old 06-11-2009, 09:34 AM   #13
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Flirting is better because you can go home and IMAGINE sex with that flirty person that you would NEVER be able to pull off in real life. NEVER BE ABLE TO PULL OFF IN REAL LIFE!

and you all know what I mean.
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Old 06-11-2009, 10:12 AM   #14
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Sex is better because it's the end result of flirting - even if the flirting is not intended to lead to sex, if the sex wasn't there as a possibility, the flirting wouldn't be there.
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Old 06-11-2009, 10:28 AM   #15
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Flirting is better because it has the potential to go anywhere and become the best sex you ever had.

Sex on the other hand is only as good as it is.
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