Dog/Pepperoni and LOVE

Trilby · 07-23-2009, 01:29 PM

My dog only cares about how big of a chunk of pepperoni she's going to get.

I feel very used and dirty.

A usual feeling for me.

What does your stupid sexist dog care about?

Shawnee123 · 07-23-2009, 01:41 PM

No dog.

If I had a dog, it would be a giant gentle Wolfhound. She would probably only care about the pepperoni, too.

Taj, my cat, luvs pepperoni. I caught her jumping off the counter once when I had made a frozen pizza. I said "hey, what are you doing" and she looked at me all innocent like "who, ME?" with pepperoni grease all over her mouth fur.

Sheldonrs · 07-23-2009, 01:44 PM

Am I the only one worried about the fact that Bri is worried about what HER dog thinks about the size of HER "pepperoni"?

Griff · 07-23-2009, 01:53 PM

I choose not to reflect on that. My dog only cares about the next flying disk.

Undertoad · 07-23-2009, 01:57 PM

My stupid sexist dog is so concerned about having a pristine vaginal area that she licks her zone for a full minute after coming back in from a pee. But in the presence of just about any other dog, almost the first thing she'll do is let out a few drops.

(It's "submissive urination", pack behavior; the lass is just about as timid and submissive as any dog you'll know.)

Griff · 07-23-2009, 02:00 PM

My old dog was like that. She'd belly crawl up to people and piss on their shoes.

I miss that dog.

Flint · 07-23-2009, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

I feel very used and dirty.

I could validate that feeling for you.

Shawnee123 · 07-23-2009, 03:19 PM

Would you validate my parking, please?

Aliantha · 07-23-2009, 09:18 PM

All both of our dogs ever want are pats. Sheba - the big one - will simply park her head under your hand and before you even realise it, you're patting her. Sally - the little one - just jumps up and down on the spot till you get tired of it and bend down to pat her.

sugarpop · 07-23-2009, 09:58 PM

My husky wants to go out and RUN. She is hysterical. Tonight she was outside, she was sitting, watching the border collie INTENSELY, he was in the bushes, and when he came out, she ran after him and POUNCED! I swear it was like watching one of my cats!

The border collie, he just wants love and attention.

Sheldonrs · 07-23-2009, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sugarpop

My husky wants to go out and RUN. She is hysterical. Tonight she was outside, she was sitting, watching the border collie INTENSELY, he was in the bushes, and when he came out, she ran after him and POUNCED! I swear it was like watching one of my cats!

The border collie, he just wants love and attention.

Another run for the border.

DanaC · 07-24-2009, 03:31 AM

Biscuits. Biscuits and sausages. And chicken. Biscuits, sausages and chicken. And popcorn.

Pico and ME · 07-24-2009, 05:40 AM

I thought my dog would eat anything. He never refuses a bite of human food....even carrots, celery, onion, potato. But he wont eat cucumber!

My cat wants me to offer him a taste of anything I am eating, but wont eat most human foods...even meats! The only thing he will eat is ham and something sweet.

monster · 07-24-2009, 10:33 AM

No dogs here.

Our cats want bacon. It's all about the bacon.

Juniper · 07-24-2009, 11:43 PM

Here, the magic food from the fridge is CHEESE!

Plus side - at least it's easy to give them pills.

But then, all three of my dogs are big friendly, goofy, loving beasts. Food, toys, belly-pats, butt scratches, doesn't matter. All results in happy pups and humans covered in muddy paw prints and fur. Joy!

07-23-2009, 01:29 PM	#1
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Dog/Pepperoni and LOVE My dog only cares about how big of a chunk of pepperoni she's going to get. I feel very used and dirty. A usual feeling for me. What does your stupid sexist dog care about? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

07-23-2009, 01:41 PM	#2
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	No dog. If I had a dog, it would be a giant gentle Wolfhound. She would probably only care about the pepperoni, too. Taj, my cat, luvs pepperoni. I caught her jumping off the counter once when I had made a frozen pizza. I said "hey, what are you doing" and she looked at me all innocent like "who, ME?" with pepperoni grease all over her mouth fur. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

07-23-2009, 01:44 PM	#3
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Am I the only one worried about the fact that Bri is worried about what HER dog thinks about the size of HER "pepperoni"? __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

07-23-2009, 01:53 PM	#4
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	I choose not to reflect on that. My dog only cares about the next flying disk. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

07-23-2009, 02:00 PM	#6
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	My old dog was like that. She'd belly crawl up to people and piss on their shoes. I miss that dog. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

07-23-2009, 01:57 PM	#5
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	My stupid sexist dog is so concerned about having a pristine vaginal area that she licks her zone for a full minute after coming back in from a pee. But in the presence of just about any other dog, almost the first thing she'll do is let out a few drops. (It's "submissive urination", pack behavior; the lass is just about as timid and submissive as any dog you'll know.)

07-23-2009, 03:19 PM	#8
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Would you validate my parking, please? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

07-23-2009, 09:18 PM	#9
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	All both of our dogs ever want are pats. Sheba - the big one - will simply park her head under your hand and before you even realise it, you're patting her. Sally - the little one - just jumps up and down on the spot till you get tired of it and bend down to pat her. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

07-23-2009, 09:58 PM	#10
sugarpop Professor Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: the edge of the abyss Posts: 1,947	My husky wants to go out and RUN. She is hysterical. Tonight she was outside, she was sitting, watching the border collie INTENSELY, he was in the bushes, and when he came out, she ran after him and POUNCED! I swear it was like watching one of my cats! The border collie, he just wants love and attention.

07-24-2009, 05:40 AM	#13
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	I thought my dog would eat anything. He never refuses a bite of human food....even carrots, celery, onion, potato. But he wont eat cucumber! My cat wants me to offer him a taste of anything I am eating, but wont eat most human foods...even meats! The only thing he will eat is ham and something sweet.

07-24-2009, 10:33 AM	#14
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	No dogs here. Our cats want bacon. It's all about the bacon. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

07-24-2009, 11:43 PM	#15
Juniper I know, right? Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,539	Here, the magic food from the fridge is CHEESE! Plus side - at least it's easy to give them pills. But then, all three of my dogs are big friendly, goofy, loving beasts. Food, toys, belly-pats, butt scratches, doesn't matter. All results in happy pups and humans covered in muddy paw prints and fur. Joy!

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