"Fun-Sized" Candy Bars

xoxoxoBruce · 10-29-2010, 04:00 PM

After Halloween you're libel to have some "Fun-Sized" candy bars around, either because you had less goblins than you anticipated, and you became too nauseous to eat any more, or your own goblins brought them home.

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If I had a time machine, I would go back in time and punch whoever invented the Fun Size candy bar.
Because you know what? They aren't very fun at all. Eating just one is definitely not fun (too small!) and when you inevitably try to satisfy your candy appetite by eating 10-12 of the pint-sized treats, what you feel is basically the opposite of fun.

Can this sticky situation be salvaged in time for Halloween, when Fun Size reigns? In the name of science, I purchased an entire bag of Fun Size Snickers bars and tried in several different ways to put the fun back in Fun Size. I'm happy to report that it was indeed fun, decidedly delicious, and these ideas could easily be translated to other Fun size variations (perhaps not so much on the non-chocolate varieties such as Starburst or Skittles, though I encourage you to choose your own adventures). Ready for some fun? Let's do it:

And oh my, does she ever do it!

Oh, and you people that wouldn't think of mistreating your body with unhealthy candy bars, wish to watch your figure, don't believe in hollow calories... you go right to hell... go on, git.

Cloud · 10-29-2010, 04:35 PM

I try not to buy Halloween candy that I actually like.

Trilby · 10-29-2010, 05:12 PM

"Fun sized frosting sandwich," - brilliant!

Pico and ME · 10-29-2010, 07:22 PM

The Fun Size Shortbread looks perfect.

monster · 10-29-2010, 08:01 PM

NSFW picture you can see at...

http://www.therudechocolatecompany.c...te%20Willy.jpg

monster · 10-29-2010, 08:03 PM

oh wait, that's fun-shaped

zippyt · 10-29-2010, 09:10 PM

the Fun sized snicker Smore is interesting

footfootfoot · 10-29-2010, 10:02 PM

I got a little sick just looking at those creations.

Tulip · 10-29-2010, 11:03 PM

I like making cupcakes for trick-or-treaters. Even the adults want some when I make 'em.

Thinking of making small cupcakes this year.

Urbane Guerrilla · 10-30-2010, 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Cloud

I try not to buy Halloween candy that I actually like.

Contrariwise, I never get any other sort. What I like to give is the things I liked to get.

HungLikeJesus · 10-30-2010, 12:49 PM

Blow jobs?

Gravdigr · 10-30-2010, 03:45 PM

I am fun-sized.

Gravdigr · 10-30-2010, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Tulip

I like making cupcakes for trick-or-treaters. Even the adults want some when I make 'em.

Thinking of making small cupcakes this year.

You are a cupcake!

wolf · 10-30-2010, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Tulip

I like making cupcakes for trick-or-treaters. Even the adults want some when I make 'em.

Thinking of making small cupcakes this year.

That would count as an unwrapped treat, and therefore is on most parent's discard immediately lists. They are also too fragile for an average pillowcase load.

Since you go to all the trouble making them, I'll be happy to eat them for you, just so they don't go to waste.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-30-2010, 04:24 PM

I think Tulip lives in a pretty close knit community, where the only kids coming around are all known to her, and they all know her. In that case, cupcakes would work ok.

10-29-2010, 04:35 PM	#2
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	I try not to buy Halloween candy that I actually like. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

10-29-2010, 05:12 PM	#3
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	"Fun sized frosting sandwich," - brilliant! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-29-2010, 08:01 PM	#5
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	NSFW picture you can see at... http://www.therudechocolatecompany.c...te%20Willy.jpg __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart Last edited by xoxoxoBruce; 11-01-2010 at 04:15 PM. Reason: NSFW picture, removed autolink

10-29-2010, 08:03 PM	#6
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	oh wait, that's fun-shaped __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-29-2010, 09:10 PM	#7
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	the Fun sized snicker Smore is interesting __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

10-29-2010, 07:22 PM	#4
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	The Fun Size Shortbread looks perfect.

10-29-2010, 10:02 PM	#8
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I got a little sick just looking at those creations. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-29-2010, 11:03 PM	#9
Tulip Professor Join Date: May 2008 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,293	I like making cupcakes for trick-or-treaters. Even the adults want some when I make 'em. Thinking of making small cupcakes this year.

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HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Blow jobs? __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

10-30-2010, 03:45 PM	#12
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I am fun-sized. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-30-2010, 04:24 PM	#15
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I think Tulip lives in a pretty close knit community, where the only kids coming around are all known to her, and they all know her. In that case, cupcakes would work ok. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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