Heartburn

footfootfoot · 01-04-2011, 03:37 PM

I have a very sensitive stomach and the line between happy and very sad is thin. The change can be precipitous and one too many slices of toast can set in motion weeks of climbing back out of hell.

Today was just one of those days where I felt like I'd been hit on the head. Nothing feels good right now.

kerosene · 01-04-2011, 04:49 PM

I am sorry, foot3.

Do you take anything for it? Tums? pro-biotics?

Clodfobble · 01-04-2011, 05:06 PM

You know what foods make you sick, foot. (Not being clairvoyant or anything, you mentioned it awhile back in case you don't remember.) I know it sucks donkey balls, but you know how to solve this problem if you really want to.

I say this with all the Dwellar-love in the world. I only kick your ass in this fashion because I am now grateful to the people who kicked my ass when I needed it.

Pico and ME · 01-04-2011, 06:05 PM

My Mom had the same problem. She knew what she wasn't supposed to eat, but ate them anyway and suffered regularly. Until the perfect storm happened between her diet and some new meds and she landed in the hospital. She much more careful now. Much more.

Gravdigr · 01-04-2011, 06:25 PM

Next time you feel the heartburn pain coming on, swallow two good tablespoons of plain yellow mustard if you can stand it. It works, and I've always heard mustard was good for the tummy.

footfootfoot · 01-04-2011, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

You know what foods make you sick, foot. (Not being clairvoyant or anything, you mentioned it awhile back in case you don't remember.) I know it sucks donkey balls, but you know how to solve this problem if you really want to.

I say this with all the Dwellar-love in the world. I only kick your ass in this fashion because I am now grateful to the people who kicked my ass when I needed it.

Thanks, Clod, I know. The first step is admitting I have a monkey on my back. I felt today like I had a taste of the "heroin feeling" and wondered in my hypochondriacal way if what I was feeling was a sliver of minifob's world.

Tonight I made stir fried veggies and rice, ate a few carrots and felt better right away. The two hard parts are being nice to myself and not reacting to the feeling of (I can't remember the words, I swear, it feels like I am stoned, This is fucked up when I can't recall simple words) the feeling of not being allowed to have something.

kerosene · 01-04-2011, 07:09 PM

Deprivation?

footfootfoot · 01-04-2011, 07:20 PM

Thanks. That is the word.

kerosene · 01-04-2011, 08:13 PM

Anytime.

TheMercenary · 01-04-2011, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by kerosene

I am sorry, foot3.

Do you take anything for it? Tums? pro-biotics?

H2 Blockers work much better.

GERD.

Nirvana · 01-04-2011, 09:40 PM

H2 blockers mask the problem. 2 tbsp of apple cider vinegar whenever you feel heartburn coming on. Eat broccoli steamed once a week.

HungLikeJesus · 01-04-2011, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by kerosene

Deprivation?

Depravity?

Nirvana · 01-04-2011, 09:42 PM

Also you could have this flu that is going around...

Nirvana · 01-04-2011, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

Depravity?

That would be SquirelNutkin

footfootfoot · 01-04-2011, 09:52 PM

hee hee hee

01-04-2011, 03:37 PM	#1
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Heartburn I have a very sensitive stomach and the line between happy and very sad is thin. The change can be precipitous and one too many slices of toast can set in motion weeks of climbing back out of hell. Today was just one of those days where I felt like I'd been hit on the head. Nothing feels good right now. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-04-2011, 05:06 PM	#3
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	You know what foods make you sick, foot. (Not being clairvoyant or anything, you mentioned it awhile back in case you don't remember.) I know it sucks donkey balls, but you know how to solve this problem if you really want to. I say this with all the Dwellar-love in the world. I only kick your ass in this fashion because I am now grateful to the people who kicked my ass when I needed it. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

01-04-2011, 06:25 PM	#5
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Next time you feel the heartburn pain coming on, swallow two good tablespoons of plain yellow mustard if you can stand it. It works, and I've always heard mustard was good for the tummy. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-04-2011, 07:20 PM	#8
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Thanks. That is the word. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-04-2011, 09:40 PM	#11
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	H2 blockers mask the problem. 2 tbsp of apple cider vinegar whenever you feel heartburn coming on. Eat broccoli steamed once a week. __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

01-04-2011, 04:49 PM	#2
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	I am sorry, foot3. Do you take anything for it? Tums? pro-biotics?

01-04-2011, 06:05 PM	#4
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	My Mom had the same problem. She knew what she wasn't supposed to eat, but ate them anyway and suffered regularly. Until the perfect storm happened between her diet and some new meds and she landed in the hospital. She much more careful now. Much more.

01-04-2011, 07:09 PM	#7
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	Deprivation?

01-04-2011, 08:13 PM	#9
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	Anytime.

01-04-2011, 09:42 PM	#13
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Also you could have this flu that is going around... __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

01-04-2011, 09:52 PM	#15
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	hee hee hee __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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