Jan 19, 2011: Wally

xoxoxoBruce · 01-18-2011, 11:53 PM

I've read about several studies that came to the conclusion the number one annoying sound is a barking dog.
I have to agree with that, because as much as I love dogs, my neighbor had a German Shepard that would bark
for 5 or 6 hours at a time. It wasn't the dogs fault but that didn't make it any less annoying.

Anyway, someone in Palm Springs, CA, called about a barking dog, so they tracked it down. It turned out to be
Wally(not his real name), trapped between a house foundation, and a wall that belongs to the water company.

As you can see they had to get the water company to bust the wall to get him out. That's why they named him wally.
They fed him, "a bean and cheese burrito". Maybe if they'd given Wally the bean burrito first, he'd have propelled himself out.

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Gravdigr · 01-19-2011, 01:14 AM

Poor fella.

Recipes?

Griff · 01-19-2011, 05:59 AM

The recipe depends on whether he went in there for squirrel or cat... but the bean burrito confuses the issue more.

TheDaVinciChode · 01-19-2011, 06:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Griff

The recipe depends on whether he went in there for squirrel or cat... but the bean burrito confuses the issue more.

Nono. The article is simply confusing itself.

They didn't feed the DOG a "bean and cheese burrito."

They fed the rescue workers a bean and cheese burrito...

The meat part, of said burrito? Why, the dog, of course!

The article provided us with a recipe, but through poor translation, or poor writing skills, left it hidden.

footfootfoot · 01-19-2011, 08:49 AM

Imagine the stink if they hadn't found him.

Pete Zicato · 01-19-2011, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Griff

The recipe depends on whether he went in there for squirrel or cat... but the bean burrito confuses the issue more.

The cat was there for the squirrel, the dog was there for the cat. It's nature's version of the tur-duck-en. Call it the squir-cat-og.

Shawnee123 · 01-19-2011, 10:40 AM

Poor baby.

I hope some nice people adopt him.

Spexxvet · 01-19-2011, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Imagine the stink if they hadn't found him.

Then they'd have named him "stinky"

Gravdigr · 01-19-2011, 04:08 PM

Whaddya call a dog with no legs? Don't matter, he ain't coming to you.

Where d'ya find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

footfootfoot · 01-20-2011, 04:16 PM

What do you do with a dog that has no legs?

Take him out for a drag.

plthijinx · 01-20-2011, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Whaddya call a dog with no legs? Don't matter, he ain't coming to you.

Where d'ya find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

*snort*

monster · 01-20-2011, 09:26 PM

My dog has no nose!

How does he smell?

Terrible.

Trilby · 01-21-2011, 08:55 AM

monster gets a time out.

Shawnee123 · 01-21-2011, 09:44 AM

You know what I'd do if I had a dog that looked like you?

Shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards.

wolf · 01-21-2011, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Imagine the stink if they hadn't found him.

Extrication would have been easier, though.

Silver linings, that's me.

01-18-2011, 11:53 PM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Jan 19, 2011: Wally I've read about several studies that came to the conclusion the number one annoying sound is a barking dog. I have to agree with that, because as much as I love dogs, my neighbor had a German Shepard that would bark for 5 or 6 hours at a time. It wasn't the dogs fault but that didn't make it any less annoying. Anyway, someone in Palm Springs, CA, called about a barking dog, so they tracked it down. It turned out to be Wally(not his real name), trapped between a house foundation, and a wall that belongs to the water company. As you can see they had to get the water company to bust the wall to get him out. That's why they named him wally. They fed him, "a bean and cheese burrito". Maybe if they'd given Wally the bean burrito first, he'd have propelled himself out. link via __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-19-2011, 01:14 AM	#2
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Poor fella. Recipes? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-19-2011, 05:59 AM	#3
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	The recipe depends on whether he went in there for squirrel or cat... but the bean burrito confuses the issue more. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

01-19-2011, 08:49 AM	#5
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Imagine the stink if they hadn't found him. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-19-2011, 10:40 AM	#7
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Poor baby. I hope some nice people adopt him. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-19-2011, 04:08 PM	#9
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Whaddya call a dog with no legs? Don't matter, he ain't coming to you. Where d'ya find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-20-2011, 04:16 PM	#10
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him out for a drag. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-20-2011, 09:26 PM	#12
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	My dog has no nose! How does he smell? Terrible. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-21-2011, 08:55 AM	#13
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	monster gets a time out. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

01-21-2011, 09:44 AM	#14
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	You know what I'd do if I had a dog that looked like you? Shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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