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Old 06-30-2011, 04:24 AM   #1
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What Do You Call It? (NSFW Words)

I've placed an asterisk beside my favorites...A pink one.
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Old 06-30-2011, 08:36 AM   #2
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May we have the male counterpart?
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Old 06-30-2011, 06:00 PM   #3
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Old 06-30-2011, 08:09 PM   #4
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May we have the male counterpart?
paging Sheldon...
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Old 07-01-2011, 02:09 PM   #5
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nappy dugout (from the movie Bullworth)
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Old 07-01-2011, 02:40 PM   #6
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You need to ask Wolf for input.
Not because of her nuthouse experience, but because I sent her a Profanisaurus for Kwanzaa. As far as I recall, every other entry is another word for the Axe Wound/ Gash/ Lady Garden/ Front Bottom/ Love Tunnel.

As well as related terms like moip, fanny batter (probably means something different over there) slop on. bottled Bass and blip.
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Old 07-01-2011, 04:41 PM   #7
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In the movie 'BitchSlap' there is this gem of a quote:

(paraphrasing) "I'm gone for five minutes and I come back to find you two axe-wounds bashing gash!!"
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Old 07-02-2011, 04:39 AM   #8
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"I'm gone for five minutes and I come back to find you two axe-wounds bashing gash!!"
AKA bumping doughnuts.
A phrase gifted to me by Shaun of the Dead, where Matt "blink and you'll miss me" Lucas has it on his t-shirt in the Dunkin Donuts font. It was suggested as Nick Frost's t-shirt, but they couldn't get clearance. They went with the more subtle I Got Wood instead.
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Old 07-02-2011, 06:35 AM   #9
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AKA bumping doughnuts.
MMMMmmmmmm, doughnuts ............
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Old 07-02-2011, 08:31 AM   #10
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Birth Cannon! I will have to share that one at work! L&D ladies will love it.
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Old 07-02-2011, 10:06 AM   #11
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Some are hilarious...I remember a list we got in Human Sex(uality) in college.

But again I'll say about those fish and other smelly creatures references: either y'all need to find cleaner, less diseased women, or man up to your inner disgust of women.
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Old 07-02-2011, 10:19 AM   #12
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But again I'll say about those fish and other smelly creatures references: either y'all need to find cleaner, less diseased women, or man up to your inner disgust of women.
I agree. I have only met one woman who smelled something close and I was a late teen. But on the other hand there are issues that lend the imagination to wander for an excuse as to why they stink.
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Old 07-03-2011, 04:47 AM   #13
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I had the tuna taco earlier.

It was divine.

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Old 07-03-2011, 09:51 AM   #14
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Some are hilarious...I remember a list we got in Human Sex(uality) in college.

But again I'll say about those fish and other smelly creatures references: either y'all need to find cleaner, less diseased women, or man up to your inner disgust of women.
what about your animosity towards fish? Why all the piscine hating?
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Old 07-05-2011, 08:30 AM   #15
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what about your animosity towards fish? Why all the piscine hating?
As you can see in the whoring of the posts thread, I champion fishies and all the wonderful things they can do.

[10 year old boy humor, which is appropriate, innit?] he said 'piscine'. sounds like peeing [/10 year old boy humor]
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