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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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What Do You Call It? (NSFW Words)
I've placed an asterisk beside my favorites...A pink one.
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Professor
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Brest (FRANCE)
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May we have the male counterpart?
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King Of Wishful Thinking
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Philadelphia Suburbs
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Fish Taco
"The Happiest Place on Earth"
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Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE!I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama |
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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nappy dugout (from the movie Bullworth)
Peach fish Rubyfruit jungle
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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You need to ask Wolf for input.
Not because of her nuthouse experience, but because I sent her a Profanisaurus for Kwanzaa. As far as I recall, every other entry is another word for the Axe Wound/ Gash/ Lady Garden/ Front Bottom/ Love Tunnel. As well as related terms like moip, fanny batter (probably means something different over there) slop on. bottled Bass and blip.
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
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In the movie 'BitchSlap' there is this gem of a quote:
(paraphrasing) "I'm gone for five minutes and I come back to find you two axe-wounds bashing gash!!"
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Quote:
A phrase gifted to me by Shaun of the Dead, where Matt "blink and you'll miss me" Lucas has it on his t-shirt in the Dunkin Donuts font. It was suggested as Nick Frost's t-shirt, but they couldn't get clearance. They went with the more subtle I Got Wood instead.
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sliding down the razor blade of life
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: just over the edge
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Savannah, Georgia
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Birth Cannon! I will have to share that one at work! L&D ladies will love it.
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Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012! |
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Mar 2011
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Some are hilarious...I remember a list we got in Human Sex(uality) in college.
But again I'll say about those fish and other smelly creatures references: either y'all need to find cleaner, less diseased women, or man up to your inner disgust of women. |
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Savannah, Georgia
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I agree. I have only met one woman who smelled something close and I was a late teen. But on the other hand there are issues that lend the imagination to wander for an excuse as to why they stink.
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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I had the tuna taco earlier.
It was divine. ![]()
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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what about your animosity towards fish? Why all the piscine hating?
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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[10 year old boy humor, which is appropriate, innit?] he said 'piscine'. sounds like peeing [/10 year old boy humor] |
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