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05-09-2011, 08:20 PM
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Snowflake
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Throw rotten fruit at my face.
Bitter tears of shame and remorse streak my filthy cheeks, culminating in a puddle mixed with my own drool and snot, as I blubber incoherent repentence with a hoarse, cracked voice which eventually trails off into mournful wailing, as the last of the disgusted onlookers shuffle away disinterestedly. Hypocrite. No more shall polite society welcome me to its warm bosom, to suckle on the teats of fellowship. Outcast. Tossed aside with yesterday's rubbish. My life is forfeit.
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05-09-2011, 08:22 PM
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
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How's your landlord?
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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05-09-2011, 08:23 PM
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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 Vatican flag for excessive self-flagellation.
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If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis |
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05-09-2011, 08:25 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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filthy stinking hypocrite! Take THAT, you crumb bum.
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05-09-2011, 08:27 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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05-09-2011, 09:07 PM
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changed his status to single
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Right behind you. No, the other side.
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I'm out of fruit. There's a huge pile of shit in the corner of this sandbox though. Can I throw that?
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Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin |
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05-09-2011, 09:32 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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05-09-2011, 09:50 PM
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Slattern of the Swail
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I thought you said if we were gonna leave, we should just -- leave -?
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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05-09-2011, 10:19 PM
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~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~
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oh for the love of...
Take that silly sign down and go to your room! |
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05-10-2011, 07:02 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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There are people in third world countries who would be happy to have that rotten fruit.
Think of the children. |
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05-10-2011, 08:23 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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Well, not right NOW. When the time comes! |
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05-10-2011, 08:34 AM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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Hey, everybody, Flint CARES! Let's celebrate by knocking him down and stepping on his fingers! Yeeeeeeeeee-haaaaaaaa!
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05-10-2011, 08:46 AM
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To shreds, you say?
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05-10-2011, 08:56 AM
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Slattern of the Swail
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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05-10-2011, 08:56 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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I was telling my family I want a party for my funeral. Open bar. Open mike. Let people get up and say anything they want (humor preferred, of course.) My older brother says "now that we have it all planned, let's set a date!" Great minds joke alike. |
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