Above and Beyond

richlevy · 06-25-2011, 12:41 PM

People complain a lot when things fail, but there are times when technology exceeds it design parameters or finds a purpose well outside it's specifications. (note: check out the link for the pictures, which are awesome)

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We get a lot of complaints from readers about their HP computers and the company's customer service. But one person who won't be complaining is the U.S. soldier whose HP notebook took six bullets intended for him.
The soldier who sent these images to HP was stationed in Afghanistan when he came under enemy fire. Two bullets hit his shoulder but the other six bullets that hit him were stopped by the notebook in his backpack.

Of course, if it takes 6 bullets to get the prompt attention of HP customer service, I'll take my chances with the on-hold music.

Another example would be the Mars Rover, which lasted 6 years past it's original mission threshold.

Gravdigr · 06-26-2011, 05:26 AM

Yikes.

regular.joe · 06-26-2011, 07:11 PM

Although this is funny, and true about HP....I call BS.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-27-2011, 12:27 AM

Could it be the HP was up against a kevlar vest?

regular.joe · 06-27-2011, 06:31 AM

Yea, I could see if it was up against plates.

- I've seen dudes take rounds...one, two max on their plates. not a grouping like that. Shouldn't be standing still long enough to take 4-6 rounds in a close group like that.

- Why would a guy be carrying his laptop? We carry extra water, extra rounds, extra rounds, extra rounds, socks, blow out kit, extra water. It doesn't make sense to me that he would be carrying his lap top.

Unless he is a Pogue. Then maybe I could see this.

Clodfobble · 06-27-2011, 11:22 PM

I don't know anything about the military logistics of it, but Mythbusters did an episode demonstrating that laptops are, in fact, generally bulletproof as long as you're shooting from more than 3-4 feet away.

footfootfoot · 06-28-2011, 12:00 AM

Yeah, BS meter going off.

You'd think there'd be an "establishing shot"
Google hp laptop takes six bullets and you get 326,000 hits, the first six pages all copying the same story.

Google image search doesn't show anything else

I'm guessing the laptop and photos were shot in Texas, Kentucky, or Paragould, Arkansas

ZenGum · 06-28-2011, 01:48 AM

Sometimes what is necessary is also obvious.

Lots of dwellars have guns, and quite a few have discrete places to 'practice' with them.

This being 2011, pretty much everyone must have an old defunct laptop lying around.

Who wants to do the experiment?

Just be sure to set up some kind of test device between the laptop and the backstop (maybe a phone book?) to see if the bullets pass right through or not.

footfootfoot · 06-28-2011, 08:39 AM

Well, right now I have a .22 which is fairly small caliber and I have a 5th Gen ipod and scalewise that would probably be close but I don't really want to shoot my ipod, so no.

Bullitt · 06-28-2011, 12:50 PM

I think I have a defunct old 5th gen ipod video to donate to the cause.

footfootfoot · 06-28-2011, 02:56 PM

The next round's on me!

thanks folks, I'll be here all week.

ZenGum · 06-28-2011, 07:01 PM

I guess it would be best to start small calibre and work up, taking a photo each time.

Bullitt · 06-28-2011, 08:08 PM

Yep I found the old ipod. Anyone who wants to shoot it and post pics/video send me a pm with your address. First one gets it.

06-26-2011, 05:26 AM	#2
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06-26-2011, 07:11 PM	#3
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06-27-2011, 12:27 AM	#4
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06-27-2011, 06:31 AM	#5
regular.joe Старый сержант Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women. Posts: 1,464	Yea, I could see if it was up against plates. - I've seen dudes take rounds...one, two max on their plates. not a grouping like that. Shouldn't be standing still long enough to take 4-6 rounds in a close group like that. - Why would a guy be carrying his laptop? We carry extra water, extra rounds, extra rounds, extra rounds, socks, blow out kit, extra water. It doesn't make sense to me that he would be carrying his lap top. Unless he is a Pogue. Then maybe I could see this. __________________ Birth, wealth, and position are valueless during wartime. Man is only judged by his character --Soldier's Testament. Death, like birth, is a secret of Nature. - Marcus Aurelius.

06-27-2011, 11:22 PM	#6
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I don't know anything about the military logistics of it, but Mythbusters did an episode demonstrating that laptops are, in fact, generally bulletproof as long as you're shooting from more than 3-4 feet away. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

06-28-2011, 12:00 AM	#7
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Yeah, BS meter going off. You'd think there'd be an "establishing shot" Google hp laptop takes six bullets and you get 326,000 hits, the first six pages all copying the same story. Google image search doesn't show anything else I'm guessing the laptop and photos were shot in Texas, Kentucky, or Paragould, Arkansas __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

06-28-2011, 01:48 AM	#8
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Sometimes what is necessary is also obvious. Lots of dwellars have guns, and quite a few have discrete places to 'practice' with them. This being 2011, pretty much everyone must have an old defunct laptop lying around. Who wants to do the experiment? Just be sure to set up some kind of test device between the laptop and the backstop (maybe a phone book?) to see if the bullets pass right through or not. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

06-28-2011, 08:39 AM	#9
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Well, right now I have a .22 which is fairly small caliber and I have a 5th Gen ipod and scalewise that would probably be close but I don't really want to shoot my ipod, so no. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

06-28-2011, 12:50 PM	#10
Bullitt This is a fully functional babe lair Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Akron, OH Posts: 2,324	I think I have a defunct old 5th gen ipod video to donate to the cause. __________________ Kiss my white Irish ass.

06-28-2011, 02:56 PM	#11
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	The next round's on me! thanks folks, I'll be here all week. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

06-28-2011, 07:01 PM	#12
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I guess it would be best to start small calibre and work up, taking a photo each time. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

06-28-2011, 08:08 PM	#13
Bullitt This is a fully functional babe lair Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Akron, OH Posts: 2,324	Yep I found the old ipod. Anyone who wants to shoot it and post pics/video send me a pm with your address. First one gets it. __________________ Kiss my white Irish ass.

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