My Santa Wish

Big Sarge · 11-26-2011, 04:26 AM

Christmas is a lonely time for me because my kids are tied up with their baby mamas' families. My Christmas wish is for someone to send me a card. My friends are soldiers or cops and they tend not to send cards. It doesn't have to be anything special. I'd just like to have a card. The only ones I get are from vendors or my dentist.

Yes I'm a Jew, but I am Messianic and we believe Jesus was the Messiah.

Aliantha · 11-26-2011, 04:27 AM

Better start PMing your address then Sarge.

Sheldonrs · 11-26-2011, 04:30 AM

DITTO! I bet I can pick just the right card to put a smile on your face! hehe

Sundae · 11-26-2011, 04:41 AM

Well you know you're getting a card from me, so I don't count

footfootfoot · 11-26-2011, 02:28 PM

You do count, but only to 10.

Sundae · 11-26-2011, 03:01 PM

Why would I only count the toes on one and a half of my feet...?

Big Sarge · 11-26-2011, 04:43 PM

I've got 3 people sending me cards!! I can't wait. I'm already picking out a place to display them!!!

jimhelm · 11-26-2011, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

You do count, but only to 10.

I'm pretty sure she goes to 11

Lola Bunny · 11-26-2011, 05:24 PM

Sarge, I would like you to know that you were going to get cards and presents even before this thread. When you get them, remember that the gifts come people who hold you fondly in their hearts and not because you asked for them.

classicman · 11-26-2011, 09:36 PM

^^WSS^^

Big Sarge · 11-26-2011, 09:59 PM

Bless you Lola.

Aliantha · 11-26-2011, 11:54 PM

Yeah, and I think it's way more than 3 people too.

limey · 11-27-2011, 03:22 AM

So do I

classicman · 11-27-2011, 12:15 PM

Shush girls -Don't ruin it.

limey · 11-27-2011, 01:07 PM

But we love Sarge and want to cheer him up!

11-26-2011, 04:26 AM	#1
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	My Santa Wish Christmas is a lonely time for me because my kids are tied up with their baby mamas' families. My Christmas wish is for someone to send me a card. My friends are soldiers or cops and they tend not to send cards. It doesn't have to be anything special. I'd just like to have a card. The only ones I get are from vendors or my dentist. Yes I'm a Jew, but I am Messianic and we believe Jesus was the Messiah. __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

11-26-2011, 04:27 AM	#2
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Better start PMing your address then Sarge. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-26-2011, 04:30 AM	#3
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	DITTO! I bet I can pick just the right card to put a smile on your face! hehe __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

11-26-2011, 04:41 AM	#4
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Well you know you're getting a card from me, so I don't count __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

11-26-2011, 02:28 PM	#5
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	You do count, but only to 10. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

11-26-2011, 03:01 PM	#6
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Why would I only count the toes on one and a half of my feet...? __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

11-26-2011, 04:43 PM	#7
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	I've got 3 people sending me cards!! I can't wait. I'm already picking out a place to display them!!! __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

11-26-2011, 05:24 PM	#9
Lola Bunny Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,728	Sarge, I would like you to know that you were going to get cards and presents even before this thread. When you get them, remember that the gifts come people who hold you fondly in their hearts and not because you asked for them.

11-26-2011, 09:36 PM	#10
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	^^WSS^^ __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

11-26-2011, 09:59 PM	#11
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Bless you Lola. __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

11-26-2011, 11:54 PM	#12
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Yeah, and I think it's way more than 3 people too. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-27-2011, 03:22 AM	#13
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	So do I __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

11-27-2011, 12:15 PM	#14
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Shush girls -Don't ruin it. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

11-27-2011, 01:07 PM	#15
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	But we love Sarge and want to cheer him up! __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

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