World Map of the Penis (NSFW?)

classicman · 11-30-2011, 11:03 AM

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Think we invest 5 times more in research on penis enlargement and breast size increase than in Alzheimer's.
This means that we will all be gorgeous, but we won't remember what we used it for.

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For entertainment purposes only.

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infinite monkey · 11-30-2011, 11:08 AM

LOL, at first I was like WTF? What planet am I living on?

Then I realised it's in centremetres.

classicman · 11-30-2011, 11:13 AM

Ha - me too. I was like oh shit! Did a doubletake as well.
I think only the merkin dwellars will see it that way.

glatt · 11-30-2011, 11:14 AM

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infinite monkey · 11-30-2011, 11:27 AM

Ha. True!

OK, so here is a good place to pitch my restaurant idea (for the millionth time.)

It will be called Boners. The waiters are ALL men in g-strings. No fatties. The specialty is a foot-long hot dog. When it comes to your table you realize it's only a 5 inch hot dog. It's all part of the schtick.

Once the restaurant gets going we'll probably serve breakfast too. Specialty? Doughnuts. As many as your waiter can carry. (I hope you weren't hungry.)

Thanks, I'll be waxing creative all life. Try the humility, and don't forget to give yourself a tip ('don't bother' preferred.)

footfootfoot · 11-30-2011, 03:49 PM

I guess that map puts Micronesia in a new light.

classicman · 11-30-2011, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

OK, so here is a good place to pitch my restaurant idea (for the millionth time.)

The male version of hooters is already out there and in business.

Spexxvet · 11-30-2011, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by classicman

The male version of hooters is already out there and in business.

Weiners?

infinite monkey · 11-30-2011, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by classicman

The male version of hooters is already out there and in business.

I knew somebody would beat me to it.

Seriously, I came up with this tongue in cheek idea years ago and have oft repeated it. I'm certainly not one to pursue something like that but I hoped somebody would!

What's it called? Is it a franchise? Website?

DucksNuts · 11-30-2011, 06:22 PM

Ohhh, I shall be targeting all dark green areas for future trip planning and Adult Friend Finder profiles .....thanks Classic

classicman · 11-30-2011, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

What's it called? Is it a franchise? Website?

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow...220255967.html

Trilby · 12-01-2011, 06:04 AM

yeah, that's in Korea. I'm not going that far for lunch.

we need one here in the states. I like Infi's idea - but I'm NOT having the doughnuts.

infinite monkey · 12-01-2011, 07:42 AM

Yeah, I'm not concerned that someone in South Korea stole my idea, or that it's too late to do something way better over here.

Come on, you people of gumption and planning and unlimited funding: help me start my idea!

monster · 12-01-2011, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Ha. True!

OK, so here is a good place to pitch my restaurant idea (for the millionth time.)

It will be called Boners. The waiters are ALL men in g-strings. No fatties. The specialty is a foot-long hot dog. When it comes to your table you realize it's only a 5 inch hot dog. It's all part of the schtick.

Will the waiters apply the sauce to your dog at the table? If so, will "mayo" be the only option?

ZenGum · 12-01-2011, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by classicman

For entertainment purposes only.

Don't let the pope hear you say that.

And...

I always thought the letters to that magazine were made up. Now I know they are at least exaggerated!

11-30-2011, 11:13 AM	#3
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12-01-2011, 06:04 AM	#12
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	yeah, that's in Korea. I'm not going that far for lunch. we need one here in the states. I like Infi's idea - but I'm NOT having the doughnuts. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

11-30-2011, 11:08 AM	#2
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	LOL, at first I was like WTF? What planet am I living on? Then I realised it's in centremetres.

11-30-2011, 11:27 AM	#5
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Ha. True! OK, so here is a good place to pitch my restaurant idea (for the millionth time.) It will be called Boners. The waiters are ALL men in g-strings. No fatties. The specialty is a foot-long hot dog. When it comes to your table you realize it's only a 5 inch hot dog. It's all part of the schtick. Once the restaurant gets going we'll probably serve breakfast too. Specialty? Doughnuts. As many as your waiter can carry. (I hope you weren't hungry.) Thanks, I'll be waxing creative all life. Try the humility, and don't forget to give yourself a tip ('don't bother' preferred.)

11-30-2011, 06:22 PM	#10
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Ohhh, I shall be targeting all dark green areas for future trip planning and Adult Friend Finder profiles .....thanks Classic

12-01-2011, 07:42 AM	#13
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Yeah, I'm not concerned that someone in South Korea stole my idea, or that it's too late to do something way better over here. Come on, you people of gumption and planning and unlimited funding: help me start my idea!

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