Get Me in the Christmas Spirit

Clodfobble · 12-21-2011, 03:51 PM

I'm always a bah-humbug, but this year is worse than usual. I'm completely and totally disinterested in this dumb holiday. Give me some genuine holiday cheer and help me look forward to this weekend. Pretty please.

sexobon · 12-21-2011, 04:05 PM

You want someone to jingle your bells?

Gravdigr · 12-21-2011, 04:08 PM

Did you know that when the three wise men came to visit baby Jesus they drove a Honda?

The Bible says they came of one Accord...

Gravdigr · 12-21-2011, 04:10 PM

You could dye your bush green, then get someone to help ya dickoreat it!

Griff · 12-21-2011, 04:19 PM

I'm not a big holiday cheerleader, but staying home to love my woman and play with my kids works for me. Avoid unnecessary outings as you would other works of the Debil.

jimhelm · 12-21-2011, 04:37 PM

jimhelm · 12-21-2011, 04:39 PM

Sheldonrs · 12-21-2011, 04:47 PM

Don your gay apparel and go shopping.

infinite monkey · 12-21-2011, 06:55 PM

Post 6...got me all christmasy!

Thanks, I'd forgotten. That was aces.

Gravdigr · 12-22-2011, 03:05 AM

Post #6:

Outstanding!!

Truly.

Gravdigr · 12-22-2011, 03:14 AM

Try this:

infinite monkey · 12-22-2011, 10:14 AM

I'm glad I'm not the only Bah Hugbum, Clod.

But today I saw a couple working guys going back to their truck and one of them had a Santy hat on and I actually smiled at them. That's a good sign.

What usually does it for me is remembering my grandpa reading The Night Before Christmas to us grandkids. He always changed it to "opened the window and threw up the hash."

jimhelm · 12-22-2011, 10:38 AM

wrapping presents always gets me rolling. I like to wrap one or two early on and stick them under the tree.

Of course, getting the tree is really where it starts.

Clod, maybe after the seeds are in bed, turn the lights off, tree on, and have a glass of wine and wrap some presents?

Clodfobble · 12-22-2011, 10:52 AM

Ah yes, maybe the wine could be a critical missing component. I'm used to my "down time" being during the day when the kids are in school/therapy, and evening is reserved for stressing about the next day.

But if I got liquored up maybe I'd forget to do that part.

infinite monkey · 12-22-2011, 11:06 AM

Do it! You deserve it.

Sending you loads of lazy, I have plenty. You can use it tonight.

12-21-2011, 03:51 PM	#1
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Get Me in the Christmas Spirit I'm always a bah-humbug, but this year is worse than usual. I'm completely and totally disinterested in this dumb holiday. Give me some genuine holiday cheer and help me look forward to this weekend. Pretty please. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

12-21-2011, 04:08 PM	#3
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Did you know that when the three wise men came to visit baby Jesus they drove a Honda? The Bible says they came of one Accord... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-21-2011, 04:10 PM	#4
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12-21-2011, 04:19 PM	#5
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	I'm not a big holiday cheerleader, but staying home to love my woman and play with my kids works for me. Avoid unnecessary outings as you would other works of the Debil. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

12-21-2011, 04:39 PM	#7
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	__________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

12-21-2011, 04:05 PM	#2
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	You want someone to jingle your bells?

12-21-2011, 04:37 PM	#6
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	__________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

12-21-2011, 04:47 PM	#8
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Don your gay apparel and go shopping. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

12-21-2011, 06:55 PM	#9
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Post 6...got me all christmasy! Thanks, I'd forgotten. That was aces.

12-22-2011, 03:05 AM	#10
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Post #6: Outstanding!! Truly. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-22-2011, 03:14 AM	#11
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Try this: __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-22-2011, 10:14 AM	#12
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I'm glad I'm not the only Bah Hugbum, Clod. But today I saw a couple working guys going back to their truck and one of them had a Santy hat on and I actually smiled at them. That's a good sign. What usually does it for me is remembering my grandpa reading The Night Before Christmas to us grandkids. He always changed it to "opened the window and threw up the hash."

12-22-2011, 10:38 AM	#13
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	wrapping presents always gets me rolling. I like to wrap one or two early on and stick them under the tree. Of course, getting the tree is really where it starts. Clod, maybe after the seeds are in bed, turn the lights off, tree on, and have a glass of wine and wrap some presents? __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

12-22-2011, 10:52 AM	#14
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Ah yes, maybe the wine could be a critical missing component. I'm used to my "down time" being during the day when the kids are in school/therapy, and evening is reserved for stressing about the next day. But if I got liquored up maybe I'd forget to do that part. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

12-22-2011, 11:06 AM	#15
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Do it! You deserve it. Sending you loads of lazy, I have plenty. You can use it tonight.

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