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09-26-2012, 10:44 PM
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Professor
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Worldwide bacon shortage is unavoidable!
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09-26-2012, 10:46 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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Ironically, we are faced with a feral pig invasion over here.
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09-27-2012, 06:09 AM
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Slattern of the Swail
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Sheldon mentioned on facebook that this is one of the Mayan End-of-Times prophecies.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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09-28-2012, 03:47 AM
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The future is unwritten
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I got connections.
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The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
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09-28-2012, 11:52 AM
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a beautiful fool
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There is no Bacon. There is only Zuul.
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There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool |
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09-28-2012, 06:19 PM
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Doctor Wtf
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I blame Al-Qaeda!
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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09-29-2012, 02:04 PM
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The future is unwritten
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No problem...
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The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
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09-30-2012, 10:09 AM
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Read? I only know how to write.
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09-30-2012, 06:35 PM
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Doctor Wtf
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Federal Pigs? where do you think Pork Barreling came from?
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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09-30-2012, 07:11 PM
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Read? I only know how to write.
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When was the last time you saw a pig wearing only a barrel? Only the poorest pigs do that. So who really is pork barreled? |
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09-30-2012, 09:22 PM
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The future is unwritten
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Since all these articles and "reality" TV shows, about zillions of feral hogs rooting up the south/southwest, looks to me like there's a fortune on the hoof out there.
Maybe even a new show... Hog, the bacon hunter.
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10-01-2012, 03:17 PM
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Read? I only know how to write.
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10-01-2012, 03:47 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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I read there won't be a bacon shortage. Bacon will cost more, sure, but we're not going to be waiting in bacon lines as if it's the 70s and we need a tank of gas.
No worrys, baconites. You'll just need to save up a bit more. |
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