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Old 04-19-2013, 09:45 PM   #1
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Does anyone feel like cunt punting ...

the person who just made their life hell, or who just destroyed their vision of the future, or who just was a complete asshole?

Dish.

I'm so angry right now I could cunt-punt anybody.
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Old 04-19-2013, 10:21 PM   #2
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"Cunt punt" seems like a phrase that the Jersey Shore boys would use...

"Yeah, she wasn't DTF, so I cunt-punted her..."

It sounds like someone made you really mad, ortho...
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Old 04-19-2013, 10:31 PM   #3
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Yes. Sorry. I took it from the thread about the sorority email.

I'm probably angrier at myself than at anyone else. But yes, someone made me really angry tonight.
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Old 04-19-2013, 10:39 PM   #4
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I'm sorry
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Old 04-19-2013, 10:49 PM   #5
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That expression makes me think of the talented entertainers in Tijuana, that would punt hard boiled eggs clear across the... hmm tmi.
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Old 04-19-2013, 11:15 PM   #6
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I hope this helps ,
the one that got me was "I hope your ass hole grows Taste buds "
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Old 04-19-2013, 11:22 PM   #7
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zippyt's handy guide for when you're speechless. Excellent.
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Old 04-19-2013, 11:39 PM   #8
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I don't know why I zoned in on Thundercunt but it seems like a positive..

Ortho> breathe, you are in control of your own feelings and put the knife back in the drawer..
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Old 04-20-2013, 07:31 AM   #9
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I think "cum bucket" has a more vicious sound than "cum dumpster", but the latter has more foul connotations. Hard to tell which to go with.

And it reminded me of this:

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Old 04-20-2013, 09:32 AM   #10
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At first I thought "You're the AT&T of people" was great until I read "You're about as useful as Anne Frank's drumkit.

I'm still fucking laughing, tears. oh god...
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Old 04-20-2013, 09:32 AM   #11
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I hope you step on a lego.
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Old 04-20-2013, 09:39 AM   #12
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I am seriously cracking up over the very simple: Bitch, you dumb.
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Old 04-20-2013, 09:40 AM   #13
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wtf: Your mother fucks for bricks so she can build your sister a whore house.

omgomgomg...can't stop laughing. They're awful! Awful funny!
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Old 04-20-2013, 10:34 AM   #14
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hahaha. I think my facourite is: if your vagina had a password, it would be password.
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Old 04-20-2013, 12:03 PM   #15
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Yes! that is another great one.
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