Chillin like a villain

footfootfoot · 04-26-2013, 12:26 PM

I'm leaving in a couple of hours for a long weekend with 4 of my long time buds for our every five years or so get together where we solve the world's problems.

Expect everything to be hunky dory on Monday. If it's not then it's only because your faith was weak. Yeah, that's the ticket.

There may be drinking involved.

Ooh. I must remember cards.

infinite monkey · 04-26-2013, 12:30 PM

But how do you solve a problem like Maria?

please to solve my problems this weekend. Once you've done that the world problems will be a piece of cake. Or a cakewalk. Which is easier?

And have fun!

orthodoc · 04-26-2013, 12:30 PM

Expecting world peace, no more hunger, and oh - this cancer will be cured, right?

Drink as much as it takes to get it all done.

Sundae · 04-26-2013, 12:48 PM

... and stop to smell the cherries from time to time.
I've always found that helps.

I'm lucky to have my GTG every year at present. Because I'm worth it.
Um, no, actually. Because I'm lucky to have wonderful friends who accommodate me in various ways.

Have a great time. Well deserved.

limey · 04-26-2013, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae

... and stop to smell the cherries from time to time.
I've always found that helps.

I'm lucky to have my GTG every year at present. Because I'm worth it.
Um, no, actually. Because I'm lucky to have wonderful friends who accommodate me in various ways.

Have a great time. Well deserved.

Um, no, actually. Because you're worth it.

Sent by thought transference

Aliantha · 04-26-2013, 02:23 PM

I want a get together.

Gravdigr · 04-26-2013, 02:32 PM

I want an ice cream cone.

Lola Bunny · 04-27-2013, 12:08 AM

I want a get together to have an ice cream cone.

Have fun, Foot! Hope the world will be easier to handle when you get back.

DanaC · 04-27-2013, 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by limey

Um, no, actually. Because you're worth it.

Sent by thought transference

You hold her down and I'll slap her?

@ Foots: oh that sounds a wild and funky time, mate. Enjoy. You've earned some good old fashioned fun.

Sundae · 04-27-2013, 02:25 AM

Oh yeah?
Well I'll I'll piss on you like a racist.

So there.

DanaC · 04-27-2013, 02:33 AM

Y'know this started out as a throw away jest, but now we're sounding like a specialist video...

bruce for cameraman?

Sundae · 04-27-2013, 02:37 AM

NO!
I'm a lady. I'd never let Bruce see my foof being used for the other purpose.

footfootfoot · 04-29-2013, 01:35 PM

The highlight of the trip:

An old man goes to see his doctor and the doc says, "Let me guess, you're having difficulty urinating."

"Nope," says the man "I have a powerful stream or urine, a golden fountain, at 8:00 every morning."

"Then I suppose you are going to tell me that you have trouble moving your bowels."

"Absolutely not." Replies the old man. "Every morning at precisely 8:30 I pass a large, firm stool."

"Well, then what's your problem?" Asks the doc.

"I don't get out of bed until 9:00"

orthodoc · 04-29-2013, 03:50 PM

All right, stop the shop talk, will you?

So ... how's the cancer cure coming? Did you drink enough?

footfootfoot · 04-29-2013, 05:52 PM

I did. I'll post the results of our conclave in the next few days.

04-26-2013, 12:26 PM	#1
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Chillin like a villain I'm leaving in a couple of hours for a long weekend with 4 of my long time buds for our every five years or so get together where we solve the world's problems. Expect everything to be hunky dory on Monday. If it's not then it's only because your faith was weak. Yeah, that's the ticket. There may be drinking involved. Ooh. I must remember cards. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

04-26-2013, 12:30 PM	#3
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	Expecting world peace, no more hunger, and oh - this cancer will be cured, right? Drink as much as it takes to get it all done. __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

04-26-2013, 12:48 PM	#4
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	... and stop to smell the cherries from time to time. I've always found that helps. I'm lucky to have my GTG every year at present. Because I'm worth it. Um, no, actually. Because I'm lucky to have wonderful friends who accommodate me in various ways. Have a great time. Well deserved. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

04-26-2013, 02:23 PM	#6
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I want a get together. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

04-26-2013, 02:32 PM	#7
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I want an ice cream cone. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-26-2013, 12:30 PM	#2
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	But how do you solve a problem like Maria? please to solve my problems this weekend. Once you've done that the world problems will be a piece of cake. Or a cakewalk. Which is easier? And have fun!

04-27-2013, 12:08 AM	#8
Lola Bunny Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,728	I want a get together to have an ice cream cone. Have fun, Foot! Hope the world will be easier to handle when you get back.

04-27-2013, 02:25 AM	#10
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Oh yeah? Well I'll I'll piss on you like a racist. So there. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

04-27-2013, 02:37 AM	#12
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	NO! I'm a lady. I'd never let Bruce see my foof being used for the other purpose. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

04-29-2013, 01:35 PM	#13
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	The highlight of the trip: An old man goes to see his doctor and the doc says, "Let me guess, you're having difficulty urinating." "Nope," says the man "I have a powerful stream or urine, a golden fountain, at 8:00 every morning." "Then I suppose you are going to tell me that you have trouble moving your bowels." "Absolutely not." Replies the old man. "Every morning at precisely 8:30 I pass a large, firm stool." "Well, then what's your problem?" Asks the doc. "I don't get out of bed until 9:00" __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

04-29-2013, 03:50 PM	#14
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	All right, stop the shop talk, will you? So ... how's the cancer cure coming? Did you drink enough? __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

04-29-2013, 05:52 PM	#15
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I did. I'll post the results of our conclave in the next few days. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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