Practically naked women

Nothing But Net · 06-15-2003, 11:13 PM

I have a new job. Bikini contest photographer. No shit. My friend who runs these things wants me fix him up with a website.

Pay sucks, but the fringe benefits look pretty good.

My first effort...

<img src="http://www.newzucanuze.com/images/Bikini/DSCN0005.jpg">

<img src="http://www.newzucanuze.com/images/Bikini/DSCN0033.jpg">

<img src="http://www.newzucanuze.com/images/Bikini/DSCN0035.jpg">

<img src="http://www.newzucanuze.com/images/Bikini/DSCN0037.jpg">

<img src="http://www.newzucanuze.com/images/Bikini/DSCN0050.jpg">

<img src="http://www.newzucanuze.com/images/Bikini/DSCN0079.jpg">

<img src="http://www.newzucanuze.com/images/Bikini/DSCN0081.jpg">

Undertoad · 06-15-2003, 11:54 PM

You need a taller flash to get the red-eye out. There may be one as an accessory to your camera, plus it'll make you look legit.

Nothing But Net · 06-16-2003, 12:01 AM

Who the hell is looking at their eyes?!?!

Uryoces · 06-16-2003, 02:49 AM

Ok. This is too weird. I can't enjoy this at all. The one in gold looks like my sister. The face. I'm not checking my sister out...

Nothing But Net · 06-16-2003, 03:32 AM

You can tell which girls know what they're doing.

They're the ones arching their backs.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-16-2003, 09:12 AM

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The face.

Face? What face?

Tobiasly · 06-16-2003, 01:20 PM

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Originally posted by Nothing But Net
I have a new job. Bikini contest photographer.

You, sir, suck.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-16-2003, 02:54 PM

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You, sir, suck.

He can only hope.

Bitmap · 06-16-2003, 04:54 PM

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Originally posted by Uryoces
Ok. This is too weird. I can't enjoy this at all. The one in gold looks like my sister. The face. I'm not checking my sister out...

you got one good looking sister

there need to be more front on, full body, single person shots, like the first one.

Undertoad · 06-16-2003, 06:20 PM

NBN makes a good point about arching their backs, but I find the one who's practically hiding to be the most intriguing.

juju · 06-16-2003, 06:43 PM

I love this thread.

Bitmap · 06-16-2003, 07:07 PM

i'm with juju on this one Nothing like glorifying some of God's finner creations.

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I had to throw in the God reference. </i>

Elspode · 06-16-2003, 08:56 PM

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Originally posted by Uryoces
Ok. This is too weird. I can't enjoy this at all. The one in gold looks like my sister. The face. I'm not checking my sister out...

With all due respect, Uryoces, if the one in gold looks like your sister, I would be more than happy to take on the task of checking out either or both of them...

Elspode · 06-16-2003, 08:58 PM

Oh...BTW...who won, besides you, NBN?

elSicomoro · 06-16-2003, 08:58 PM

Given that I've seen NBN interact with the ladies in person, this job does not surprise me.

06-15-2003, 11:13 PM	#1
Nothing But Net Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 1,481	Practically naked women I have a new job. Bikini contest photographer. No shit. My friend who runs these things wants me fix him up with a website. Pay sucks, but the fringe benefits look pretty good. My first effort... <img src="http://www.newzucanuze.com/images/Bikini/DSCN0005.jpg"> <img src="http://www.newzucanuze.com/images/Bikini/DSCN0033.jpg"> <img src="http://www.newzucanuze.com/images/Bikini/DSCN0035.jpg"> <img src="http://www.newzucanuze.com/images/Bikini/DSCN0037.jpg"> <img src="http://www.newzucanuze.com/images/Bikini/DSCN0050.jpg"> <img src="http://www.newzucanuze.com/images/Bikini/DSCN0079.jpg"> <img src="http://www.newzucanuze.com/images/Bikini/DSCN0081.jpg">

06-16-2003, 02:49 AM	#4
Uryoces 2nd Covenant, yo Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Pugetropolis Posts: 583	Ok. This is too weird. I can't enjoy this at all. The one in gold looks like my sister. The face. I'm not checking my sister out... __________________ The party's over ... the drink ... and the luck ... ran out.

06-16-2003, 08:58 PM	#14
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Oh...BTW...who won, besides you, NBN? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

06-15-2003, 11:54 PM	#2
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	You need a taller flash to get the red-eye out. There may be one as an accessory to your camera, plus it'll make you look legit.

06-16-2003, 12:01 AM	#3
Nothing But Net Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 1,481	Who the hell is looking at their eyes?!?!

06-16-2003, 03:32 AM	#5
Nothing But Net Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 1,481	You can tell which girls know what they're doing. They're the ones arching their backs.

06-16-2003, 06:20 PM	#10
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	NBN makes a good point about arching their backs, but I find the one who's practically hiding to be the most intriguing.

06-16-2003, 06:43 PM	#11
juju no one of consequence Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Arkansas Posts: 2,839	I love this thread.

06-16-2003, 07:07 PM	#12
Bitmap Look who thinks he's clever Dan. Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Washington DC Metro Area. Fairfax city Posts: 226	i'm with juju on this one Nothing like glorifying some of God's finner creations. <i> ------------------------------------------ I had to throw in the God reference. </i>

06-16-2003, 08:58 PM	#15
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Given that I've seen NBN interact with the ladies in person, this job does not surprise me.

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