passing a motion in court

breakingnews · 10-22-2003, 09:02 PM

Might as well revive some of these...

Unbelievable

BORDEAUX, France (Reuters) - A French judge was placed under official investigation for "sexual exposure" in a courtroom, prosecutors said on Friday, after a newspaper reported the judge masturbated while a lawyer pleaded her case.

The 39-year old judge masturbated for several minutes on Wednesday while listening to a female lawyer addressing the court in a case dealing with a dispute between neighbors, regional paper La Charente Libre said.

One of the paper's reporters saw the judge "making unambiguous gestures after discretely lifting his judicial robe and opening his trousers," it said.

The judge was temporarily suspended from his professional duties and examined by a psychiatrist, a prosecutor in the southwestern town of Angouleme said.

Beestie · 10-23-2003, 10:12 AM

Hmmmmmmmm, the judge must have an armpit hair fetish

hot_pastrami · 10-23-2003, 11:06 AM

That's all the legal system is anymore... masturbation. This guy was just taking the next logical step.

breakingnews · 10-23-2003, 11:16 AM

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Originally posted by hot_pastrami
That's all the legal system is anymore... masturbation. This guy was just taking the next logical step.

Ha! Altogether too true ... here in PA we get criminals that jerk off all over the judicial process and laugh about it. Fuckin' ridiculous.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-23-2003, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hot_pastrami
That's all the legal system is anymore... masturbation. This guy was just taking the next logical step.

I beg to differ. It gave me a good screwing.:p

Uryoces · 10-23-2003, 08:42 PM

I saw this in the "Not Guilcup" sketch on an episode of Monty Python. One judge describes the other throwing his robe over his head and making low moaning noises.

10-22-2003, 09:02 PM	#1
breakingnews Q_Q Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: somewhere in between Posts: 995	passing a motion in court Might as well revive some of these... Unbelievable BORDEAUX, France (Reuters) - A French judge was placed under official investigation for "sexual exposure" in a courtroom, prosecutors said on Friday, after a newspaper reported the judge masturbated while a lawyer pleaded her case. The 39-year old judge masturbated for several minutes on Wednesday while listening to a female lawyer addressing the court in a case dealing with a dispute between neighbors, regional paper La Charente Libre said. One of the paper's reporters saw the judge "making unambiguous gestures after discretely lifting his judicial robe and opening his trousers," it said. The judge was temporarily suspended from his professional duties and examined by a psychiatrist, a prosecutor in the southwestern town of Angouleme said.

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10-23-2003, 11:06 AM	#3
hot_pastrami I am meaty Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Salt Lake City, UT Posts: 1,119	That's all the legal system is anymore... masturbation. This guy was just taking the next logical step. __________________ Hot Pastrami!

10-23-2003, 08:42 PM	#6
Uryoces 2nd Covenant, yo Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Pugetropolis Posts: 583	I saw this in the "Not Guilcup" sketch on an episode of Monty Python. One judge describes the other throwing his robe over his head and making low moaning noises. __________________ The party's over ... the drink ... and the luck ... ran out.

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