Dangerous Women

richlevy · 04-15-2004, 07:20 PM

Ok, we all know that there are some women who are attracted to 'bad boys', but I want to hear the opposite side.

So, to all men (and lesbians). Name some women who you would have a relationship with even though it would go completely against your better judgement. I'm not just talking 'high maintenance', but women who you know are going to get you into trouble but who you wouldn't be able to resist.

A new addition to my list is Kimberly Mathers, Eminem's ex-wife. She's pretty hot looking, looks a little like Rebecca DeMornay. Note the slightly crazed look on her face. If you date her, make sure to check for a knife under the pillow or mattress .

Now my perfect choice would be Courtney Love.

Pro's:
Attractive (in a trashy blonde kind of way), Intelligent (I still like her speech on the music industry), Wild, Sexy. Creative.

Cons:
Husband comitted suicide. Violent. Impulsive. Broke. Celebrity outcast. Drug abuse.

I figure if I dated her for a month I would either end up in a hospital, jail, or both.

xoxoxoBruce · 04-15-2004, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Name some women who you would have a relationship with even though it would go completely against your better judgement. I'm not just talking 'high maintenance', but women who you know are going to get you into trouble but who you wouldn't be able to resist.

All of them.

BrianR · 04-15-2004, 08:33 PM

I'm not touching this one with a stolen whale penis.

The pictures of my secret fantasy women would leave most of you shivering and curled in a fetal position under your respective beds.

Not to mention the implicit behaviors inherent in such a relationship.

And I will *not* elaborate at all this time!

richlevy · 04-15-2004, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BrianR
I'm not touching this one with a stolen whale penis.

The pictures of my secret fantasy women would leave most of you shivering and curled in a fetal position under your respective beds.

Not to mention the implicit behaviors inherent in such a relationship.

And I will *not* elaborate at all this time!

Aww c'mon, you don't need pictures. I'd just be curious as to names. I can picture you wanting Grace Jones

Elspode · 04-15-2004, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BrianR
I'm not touching this one with a stolen whale penis.

The pictures of my secret fantasy women would leave most of you shivering and curled in a fetal position under your respective beds.

Not to mention the implicit behaviors inherent in such a relationship.

And I will *not* elaborate at all this time!

It it involves the use of a stolen whale penis, I don't want to know...

Elspode · 04-15-2004, 09:27 PM

Tonya Harding

Torrere · 04-15-2004, 11:38 PM

A hard-on for Harding?

Or is that enhardening?

staceyv · 04-16-2004, 06:12 AM

i LOVE coutney love!!!!!! her "Live Through This" cd is my favorite cd of the century. if i was a guy, she'd be #1 on my list of bad girls to date. as a female, she is #1 on my list of bad girls i want to go out and party with.

lumberjim · 04-16-2004, 08:30 AM

richlevy · 04-18-2004, 08:09 PM

Angelina Jolie? Man, I think you win the prize.

Here are some facts about her. Please note that she is smart (graduated at 16) and beautiful. Please also note that she is interested in mortuary science, collects knives and painted her husbands name in her own blood on the shirt she was married in.

On the minus side, they would never find your body. On the plus side, she probably would tattoo your name on some part of her anatomy.

You know, if there was one person in the world who could have a 'wardrobe malfunction' during the Super Bowl and get away with it, it would probably be her.

Niece of Chip Taylor.

One of People Magazine's 50 Most Beautiful People. [2000]

She is extremely close to and protective of her brother James Haven. He often accompanies her to awards shows, and she used his name, or at least his memory, as inspiration in the "Where's Jamie?!" scene in Girl, Interrupted (1999).

Has the letter "H" tattooed on the inside of her left wrist, which is a reference to two people she is close to who have this letter in their names: her brother, James Haven, and Timothy Hutton. She got the tattoo when she was dating Timothy but since their break up she now says it's only for James.

Has a tattoo of the Tennessee Williams quote, "A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages", on her left forearm.

Jolie is actually her middle name.

Was married to Jonny Lee Miller in a black leather pants and a white shirt. On the white shirt she painted her husband's name in her own blood (across the back).

Tattoos include the Japanese sign for death, two pointy black American Indian symbols, a dragon, and a large black cross.

Mother is Marcheline Bertrand.

Father is Jon Voight.

Majored in film at New York University.

Collects knives and has an interest in mortuary science.

Angelina and her brother, to whom she is very close, publicly spoke out to deny false rumors that the two were having an incestuous love affair. [2000]

Sister of James Haven.

Had childhood dream of becoming a funeral director.

Named the world's sexiest woman in Swedish magazine Café.

"Jolie" means "pretty" in French.

Goddaughter of actress Jacqueline Bisset.

Graduated from Beverly Hills High School at age 16.

Has the Latin phrase "Quod me nutrit me destruit" ("What nourishes me also destroys me") tattooed across her stomach.

Appointed Goodwill Ambassador for the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees in Geneva, Switzerland after her visits to Sierra Leone, Tanzania and Pakistan. [27 August 2001]

Born at 9:09 AM PST

"Introducing Angelina Jolie" in opening credits of Love Is All There Is (1996) suggests delayed release as Jolie already had at least two major screen roles by 1996.

Is of Czechoslovakian, French and Native American heritage.

Jolie and Thornton have adopted a Cambodian baby boy, named Maddox. Jolie took custody of the baby in Africa, where she is shooting _Beyond Borders (2002)_ . [10 March 2002]

Performed her own stunts in Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001) and received cuts from the chandelier scene as a result.

Ranked #87 in Premiere's 2002 annual Power 100 List.

In role as goodwill ambassador, visited Tham Hin refugee camp in Thailand, May 2002, to check on conditions of 9,000 refugees from bordering Myanmar.

July 2002 - confirms break up with actor Billy Bob Thornton.

Measurements: 36C-28-36

Announced in late 2002 that she is "in talks" to portray the late porn star Linda Lovelace.

Goddaughter of actor Maximilian Schell

Voted the 3rd Sexist Female Movie Star in the Australian Empire Magazine September 2002.

Her adopted son, Maddox Chivan Thornton Jolie, was born on August 5th, 2001.

Her favorite Disney character is Dumbo the flying elephant, she has said that she cried when he was able to fly.

She is the woman most American males would like to date on New Year's Eve, according to a survey by movie rental chain Blockbuster Inc. Results of the survey showed her in the top spot with 35 percent of respondents saying she would be their number one pick for a hypothetical New Year's Eve candle-lit dinner. Rival star Catherine Zeta-Jones gained second spot in the online survey conducted by Blockbuster November 11-24, 2003. The survey had 31,969 responses.

Started modelling at the age of 14.

Was named "The sexiest woman alive" by the Swedish magazine "Aftonbladet". [2003]

cowhead · 04-18-2004, 10:34 PM

you've met my last two girlfriends haven't you.. I seem to be attracted to only the most unbalanced, emotionally unavailable women... oddly enough the last two were ex-strippers... (much to my suprise) and both ended with oh shall we say a burts of spontanious insanity... (and not on MY part..) bleargh! I need help..is there a doctor in the house..

although insane women I would get involved with? hmmm.. I don't recall her name off hand.. the Bass player for the band Nashville Pussy... 6'0 tall.. plays Bass (duh) and blows fireballs..drool drool

lumberjim · 04-18-2004, 10:57 PM

is that picture loading all the way? The blonde on the left has the "i'm showing my breasts" tongue sticking out face on, but the image stops right below the chin of the big bastard on the right. That you? ya big bastard?

Radar · 04-19-2004, 09:31 AM

cowhead: Where's the rest of the photo?

04-15-2004, 08:33 PM	#3
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	I'm not touching this one with a stolen whale penis. The pictures of my secret fantasy women would leave most of you shivering and curled in a fetal position under your respective beds. Not to mention the implicit behaviors inherent in such a relationship. And I will not elaborate at all this time! __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

04-15-2004, 09:27 PM	#6
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Tonya Harding Attached Images __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

04-16-2004, 08:30 AM	#9
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	__________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-18-2004, 08:09 PM	#10
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	Angelina Jolie? Man, I think you win the prize. Here are some facts about her. Please note that she is smart (graduated at 16) and beautiful. Please also note that she is interested in mortuary science, collects knives and painted her husbands name in her own blood on the shirt she was married in. On the minus side, they would never find your body. On the plus side, she probably would tattoo your name on some part of her anatomy. You know, if there was one person in the world who could have a 'wardrobe malfunction' during the Super Bowl and get away with it, it would probably be her. Niece of Chip Taylor. One of People Magazine's 50 Most Beautiful People. [2000] She is extremely close to and protective of her brother James Haven. He often accompanies her to awards shows, and she used his name, or at least his memory, as inspiration in the "Where's Jamie?!" scene in Girl, Interrupted (1999). Has the letter "H" tattooed on the inside of her left wrist, which is a reference to two people she is close to who have this letter in their names: her brother, James Haven, and Timothy Hutton. She got the tattoo when she was dating Timothy but since their break up she now says it's only for James. Has a tattoo of the Tennessee Williams quote, "A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages", on her left forearm. Jolie is actually her middle name. Was married to Jonny Lee Miller in a black leather pants and a white shirt. On the white shirt she painted her husband's name in her own blood (across the back). Tattoos include the Japanese sign for death, two pointy black American Indian symbols, a dragon, and a large black cross. Mother is Marcheline Bertrand. Father is Jon Voight. Majored in film at New York University. Collects knives and has an interest in mortuary science. Angelina and her brother, to whom she is very close, publicly spoke out to deny false rumors that the two were having an incestuous love affair. [2000] Sister of James Haven. Had childhood dream of becoming a funeral director. Named the world's sexiest woman in Swedish magazine Café. "Jolie" means "pretty" in French. Goddaughter of actress Jacqueline Bisset. Graduated from Beverly Hills High School at age 16. Has the Latin phrase "Quod me nutrit me destruit" ("What nourishes me also destroys me") tattooed across her stomach. Appointed Goodwill Ambassador for the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees in Geneva, Switzerland after her visits to Sierra Leone, Tanzania and Pakistan. [27 August 2001] Born at 9:09 AM PST "Introducing Angelina Jolie" in opening credits of Love Is All There Is (1996) suggests delayed release as Jolie already had at least two major screen roles by 1996. Is of Czechoslovakian, French and Native American heritage. Jolie and Thornton have adopted a Cambodian baby boy, named Maddox. Jolie took custody of the baby in Africa, where she is shooting _Beyond Borders (2002)_ . [10 March 2002] Performed her own stunts in Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001) and received cuts from the chandelier scene as a result. Ranked #87 in Premiere's 2002 annual Power 100 List. In role as goodwill ambassador, visited Tham Hin refugee camp in Thailand, May 2002, to check on conditions of 9,000 refugees from bordering Myanmar. July 2002 - confirms break up with actor Billy Bob Thornton. Measurements: 36C-28-36 Announced in late 2002 that she is "in talks" to portray the late porn star Linda Lovelace. Goddaughter of actor Maximilian Schell Voted the 3rd Sexist Female Movie Star in the Australian Empire Magazine September 2002. Her adopted son, Maddox Chivan Thornton Jolie, was born on August 5th, 2001. Her favorite Disney character is Dumbo the flying elephant, she has said that she cried when he was able to fly. She is the woman most American males would like to date on New Year's Eve, according to a survey by movie rental chain Blockbuster Inc. Results of the survey showed her in the top spot with 35 percent of respondents saying she would be their number one pick for a hypothetical New Year's Eve candle-lit dinner. Rival star Catherine Zeta-Jones gained second spot in the online survey conducted by Blockbuster November 11-24, 2003. The survey had 31,969 responses. Started modelling at the age of 14. Was named "The sexiest woman alive" by the Swedish magazine "Aftonbladet". [2003] __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

04-18-2004, 10:34 PM	#11
cowhead halve your cake and eat it too. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Georgia.. by way of Lawrence Kansas Posts: 1,359	awgeez.. you've met my last two girlfriends haven't you.. I seem to be attracted to only the most unbalanced, emotionally unavailable women... oddly enough the last two were ex-strippers... (much to my suprise) and both ended with oh shall we say a burts of spontanious insanity... (and not on MY part..) bleargh! I need help..is there a doctor in the house.. although insane women I would get involved with? hmmm.. I don't recall her name off hand.. the Bass player for the band Nashville Pussy... 6'0 tall.. plays Bass (duh) and blows fireballs..drool drool Attached Images __________________ no my child.. this is not my desire..I'm digging for fire.

04-15-2004, 07:20 PM	#1
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	Dangerous Women Ok, we all know that there are some women who are attracted to 'bad boys', but I want to hear the opposite side. So, to all men (and lesbians). Name some women who you would have a relationship with even though it would go completely against your better judgement. I'm not just talking 'high maintenance', but women who you know are going to get you into trouble but who you wouldn't be able to resist. A new addition to my list is Kimberly Mathers, Eminem's ex-wife. She's pretty hot looking, looks a little like Rebecca DeMornay. Note the slightly crazed look on her face. If you date her, make sure to check for a knife under the pillow or mattress . Now my perfect choice would be Courtney Love. Pro's: Attractive (in a trashy blonde kind of way), Intelligent (I still like her speech on the music industry), Wild, Sexy. Creative. Cons: Husband comitted suicide. Violent. Impulsive. Broke. Celebrity outcast. Drug abuse. I figure if I dated her for a month I would either end up in a hospital, jail, or both. __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama Last edited by richlevy; 04-15-2004 at 07:22 PM.

04-15-2004, 11:38 PM	#7
Torrere a real smartass Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Kirkland, WA Posts: 1,121	A hard-on for Harding? Or is that enhardening?

04-16-2004, 06:12 AM	#8
staceyv Lecturer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 927	i LOVE coutney love!!!!!! her "Live Through This" cd is my favorite cd of the century. if i was a guy, she'd be #1 on my list of bad girls to date. as a female, she is #1 on my list of bad girls i want to go out and party with.

04-18-2004, 10:57 PM	#12
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	is that picture loading all the way? The blonde on the left has the "i'm showing my breasts" tongue sticking out face on, but the image stops right below the chin of the big bastard on the right. That you? ya big bastard? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-19-2004, 09:31 AM	#13
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	cowhead: Where's the rest of the photo? __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

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