cellarite book

lookout123 · 06-10-2004, 05:26 PM

here's the plan. we all write a book together. each person submits 1 sentence to the work, similar to the word association thread. let's try to actually put together a story.

let's begin:

It was an unusually clear night in the capitol building when Hector, making his usual rounds saw something unusual.

smoothmoniker · 06-10-2004, 05:39 PM

And that was really saying something, as Hector had spent most of his life blind.

lookout123 · 06-10-2004, 05:44 PM

strangely, that is how he got the job as night guardsman in the capitol building - no security clearance worries here, no sirreebob.

lumberjim · 06-10-2004, 05:48 PM

Bob was his supervisor.

lookout123 · 06-10-2004, 05:50 PM

bob had a penchant for candy-apples that just drove hector nuts, what with his strict animal based diet.

Beestie · 06-10-2004, 06:38 PM

Hector, while making his rounds, noticed a crumpled sticky note (tm) in the ash tray.

beavis · 06-10-2004, 07:15 PM

He immediately smoked said piece of paper and felt ill.

Slartibartfast · 06-10-2004, 07:54 PM

"Stupid generic brand tastes aweful, I have stick to Post-It. But dammit, I really should quit, this pack a day habit is getting pricey," Hector though to himself.

Lady Sidhe · 06-10-2004, 08:17 PM

While he was musing on the merits of "sticky" versus "post-it" notepaper, he heard someone say, "chirpy chirpy chirpy, chirpy cheep cheep," and he knew that the Wiggles had infiltrated the building...

lookout123 · 06-11-2004, 12:18 AM

damn the wiggles, damn them to hell. every time he heard their catchy "mash banana" he couldn't help but dance... dance and think of that long evening with vera.

06-11-2004, 12:43 AM

Hector began an animated foxtrot around the Oval Office crashing into chairs and cabinets as he remembered Vera's sultry touch when suddenly he somersulted over the president's desk and his flaying fingers touched THE BUTTON.

Torrere · 06-11-2004, 12:51 AM

The President's desk split in twine, and Hector began to fall and fall and fall into a deep pit, reeking of sulfur and burning hot - as hot as Vera's kiss.

Catwoman · 06-11-2004, 04:41 AM

And what a kiss. Hector took a moment (and it was just a moment) to relieve himself in the toilets. Back on track and ready for action he set off in pursuit of the Wiggles, when suddenly he heard Bob call after him:

Griff · 06-11-2004, 06:59 AM

"Somebody left the Gate To Hell (tm) open and Andy Jackson is trashing the Oval Office."

jdbutler · 06-11-2004, 07:10 AM

"Are you sure, the prick told me he was Andy Rooney!"

06-10-2004, 05:26 PM	#1
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	cellarite book here's the plan. we all write a book together. each person submits 1 sentence to the work, similar to the word association thread. let's try to actually put together a story. let's begin: It was an unusually clear night in the capitol building when Hector, making his usual rounds saw something unusual. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

06-10-2004, 05:44 PM	#3
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	strangely, that is how he got the job as night guardsman in the capitol building - no security clearance worries here, no sirreebob. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

06-10-2004, 05:48 PM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Bob was his supervisor. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-10-2004, 05:50 PM	#5
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	bob had a penchant for candy-apples that just drove hector nuts, what with his strict animal based diet. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

06-10-2004, 06:38 PM	#6
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	Hector, while making his rounds, noticed a crumpled sticky note (tm) in the ash tray. __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

06-10-2004, 05:39 PM	#2
smoothmoniker to live and die in LA Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,090	And that was really saying something, as Hector had spent most of his life blind.

06-10-2004, 07:15 PM	#7
beavis butthead died Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: mtv reruns Posts: 88	He immediately smoked said piece of paper and felt ill.

06-10-2004, 07:54 PM	#8
Slartibartfast \|-0-\| <-0-> \|-0-\| Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: New Jersey Posts: 516	"Stupid generic brand tastes aweful, I have stick to Post-It. But dammit, I really should quit, this pack a day habit is getting pricey," Hector though to himself.

06-10-2004, 08:17 PM	#9
Lady Sidhe That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.... Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Hammond, La. Posts: 978	While he was musing on the merits of "sticky" versus "post-it" notepaper, he heard someone say, "chirpy chirpy chirpy, chirpy cheep cheep," and he knew that the Wiggles had infiltrated the building... __________________ My free will...I never leave home without it. --House Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. -Rita Rudner

06-11-2004, 12:18 AM	#10
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	damn the wiggles, damn them to hell. every time he heard their catchy "mash banana" he couldn't help but dance... dance and think of that long evening with vera. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

06-11-2004, 12:43 AM	#11
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	Hector began an animated foxtrot around the Oval Office crashing into chairs and cabinets as he remembered Vera's sultry touch when suddenly he somersulted over the president's desk and his flaying fingers touched THE BUTTON.

06-11-2004, 12:51 AM	#12
Torrere a real smartass Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Kirkland, WA Posts: 1,121	The President's desk split in twine, and Hector began to fall and fall and fall into a deep pit, reeking of sulfur and burning hot - as hot as Vera's kiss.

06-11-2004, 04:41 AM	#13
Catwoman stalking a Tom Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: on the edge of the english channel Posts: 1,000	And what a kiss. Hector took a moment (and it was just a moment) to relieve himself in the toilets. Back on track and ready for action he set off in pursuit of the Wiggles, when suddenly he heard Bob call after him: __________________ I've decided I'm not going to have a signature anymore.

06-11-2004, 06:59 AM	#14
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	"Somebody left the Gate To Hell (tm) open and Andy Jackson is trashing the Oval Office." __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

06-11-2004, 07:10 AM	#15
jdbutler If ya cant take a joke, Effya! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 288	"Are you sure, the prick told me he was Andy Rooney!" __________________ Phineas J. Twunt

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