8/6/2004: Lazy summer animals

Undertoad · 08-09-2004, 11:50 AM

xoxoxoBruce · 08-09-2004, 04:42 PM

I just noticed the claws on that squirrel.

Proportionately they're bigger than a cat's.

CharlieG · 08-10-2004, 06:42 AM

Fur on nicly dry cleaned pants - how come cats never sleep on the dirty laundry

Cyber Wolf · 08-10-2004, 07:18 AM

If you had the choice, would you wanna sleep on stuff people have been living in, potentially sweaty smelly stuff, worn underwear and the like? Give me a pile of nice, clean fluffy stuff anyday! I mean who doesn't like sleeping on clean sheets?

Katkeeper · 08-10-2004, 01:02 PM

Cats are such efficient animals. This cat is sleeping, but while doing so he is managing to distribute fur onto all of his owner's pants at the same time!

Trilby · 08-10-2004, 02:14 PM

...and that's exactly what I like about them! Meeeeow!

BrianR · 08-10-2004, 05:30 PM

I would point out that my dogs like to sleep on my dirty laundry. CLean laundry too, if I leave it on the floor. I presently try to keep a sleeping bag on the floor for them to sleep on as I dislike dog hair on my black Cellar Tshirt.

Brian

lookout123 · 08-10-2004, 06:00 PM

i don't think dogs or cats really care about the cleanliness of our underwear. afterall, what do they use as TP? yechh, i refuse to let my dogs lick me.

Cyber Wolf · 08-11-2004, 12:05 AM

Dog saliva is actually less germy than human saliva is. It's cuz their bodies are geared towards putting gross things in their mouths; it's why they can eat whatever dead thing they come across and not get sick. It's also why they can lick their and any other dog's Exit and not get sick from tiny things in the matter. I'd rather have a dog lick my papercut than have my mom kiss it and make it better...just not immediately after it finished licking.

...love ya, Mom!

wolf · 08-11-2004, 12:31 AM

One should try to purchase furniture, carpeting, and clothing in colors that either match or are complemented by one's animal fur.

Katkeeper · 08-11-2004, 05:42 AM

Unless one has more than one cat and one of those cats is a calico...

BrianR · 08-11-2004, 10:00 AM

Good advice Wolf. I just happen to like black Tees. Especially with my black jeans and black boots. And no, I'm not into the whole Goth thing, I just like neat, clean black clothes. Unfortunately, my doggies are brown. And shed some.

Brian

xoxoxoBruce · 08-11-2004, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katkeeper

Unless one has more than one cat and one of those cats is a calico...

Plaid!

08-09-2004, 11:50 AM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	8/6/2004: Lazy summer animals

08-09-2004, 04:42 PM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I just noticed the claws on that squirrel. Proportionately they're bigger than a cat's. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-10-2004, 07:18 AM	#4
Cyber Wolf As stable as a ring of PU-239 Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: On a huge rock covered in water, highly advanced moss and 7 billion parasites Posts: 1,264	If you had the choice, would you wanna sleep on stuff people have been living in, potentially sweaty smelly stuff, worn underwear and the like? Give me a pile of nice, clean fluffy stuff anyday! I mean who doesn't like sleeping on clean sheets? __________________ "I don't see what's so triffic about creating people as people and then getting' upset 'cos they act like people." ~Adam Young, Good Omens "I don't see why it matters what is written. Not when it's about people. It can always be crossed out." ~Adam Young, Good Omens

08-10-2004, 05:30 PM	#7
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	I would point out that my dogs like to sleep on my dirty laundry. CLean laundry too, if I leave it on the floor. I presently try to keep a sleeping bag on the floor for them to sleep on as I dislike dog hair on my black Cellar Tshirt. Brian __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

08-10-2004, 06:00 PM	#8
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	i don't think dogs or cats really care about the cleanliness of our underwear. afterall, what do they use as TP? yechh, i refuse to let my dogs lick me. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

08-10-2004, 06:42 AM	#3
CharlieG Hoodoo Guru Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 301	Fur on nicly dry cleaned pants - how come cats never sleep on the dirty laundry

08-10-2004, 01:02 PM	#5
Katkeeper Hoodoo Guru Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Mechanicsburg PA Posts: 296	Cats are such efficient animals. This cat is sleeping, but while doing so he is managing to distribute fur onto all of his owner's pants at the same time!

08-10-2004, 02:14 PM	#6
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	...and that's exactly what I like about them! Meeeeow!

08-11-2004, 12:05 AM	#9
Cyber Wolf As stable as a ring of PU-239 Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: On a huge rock covered in water, highly advanced moss and 7 billion parasites Posts: 1,264	Dog saliva is actually less germy than human saliva is. It's cuz their bodies are geared towards putting gross things in their mouths; it's why they can eat whatever dead thing they come across and not get sick. It's also why they can lick their and any other dog's Exit and not get sick from tiny things in the matter. I'd rather have a dog lick my papercut than have my mom kiss it and make it better...just not immediately after it finished licking. ...love ya, Mom! __________________ "I don't see what's so triffic about creating people as people and then getting' upset 'cos they act like people." ~Adam Young, Good Omens "I don't see why it matters what is written. Not when it's about people. It can always be crossed out." ~Adam Young, Good Omens

08-11-2004, 12:31 AM	#10
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	One should try to purchase furniture, carpeting, and clothing in colors that either match or are complemented by one's animal fur. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

08-11-2004, 05:42 AM	#11
Katkeeper Hoodoo Guru Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Mechanicsburg PA Posts: 296	Unless one has more than one cat and one of those cats is a calico...

08-11-2004, 10:00 AM	#12
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	Good advice Wolf. I just happen to like black Tees. Especially with my black jeans and black boots. And no, I'm not into the whole Goth thing, I just like neat, clean black clothes. Unfortunately, my doggies are brown. And shed some. Brian __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

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