Bad News for all you Dwellars.

footfootfoot · 11-12-2011, 02:43 PM

Last night as I was actually not even on the cellar, (go figure) I was informed by the Gruppenführer that not only was I spending too much time on the Cellar (as if, like, how is that even possible? but whatever) but that all of you are IMAGINARY!

I'm sorry to be the one to tell you, but you are just imaginary -- you aren't real. It isn't that you are not really my friends, it's that you don't even exist.

So, I'm not sure how this will pan out for all of you vis a vis your mortgages, tenure, job searches, pets dying, animals being born, kids going to college, and so on. My guess is that you should keep paying your mortgages and going to work and school and basically act as though you did, in fact, exist. At least until we get to the bottom of this.

I admit that I am still in a state of disbelief that some may say borders on denial.

Sundae · 11-12-2011, 02:46 PM

I will go to work tomorrow because £28 makes a difference whether my life is imaginary or not.

Griff · 11-12-2011, 04:03 PM

A life of the imagination is better than none at all. Thank you, oh lard and creator.

Undertoad · 11-12-2011, 04:04 PM

I'm sure I don't prove out on paper. I was a bad idea.

Griff · 11-12-2011, 04:05 PM

22k posts makes you hard to write out of the narrative though.

Undertoad · 11-12-2011, 04:07 PM

I am tolerated like a bad cat.

Griff · 11-12-2011, 04:09 PM

Ha! Nice line.

Undertoad · 11-12-2011, 04:17 PM

It was one of Monkey's!

ZenGum · 11-12-2011, 04:19 PM

When you wake up you'll realise I was all a dream.

Gravdigr · 11-12-2011, 04:39 PM

If it indeed turns out I'm imaginary, Ima be pissed at somebody.

ETA: But, if I am...Could you imagine me up a five foot tall, hundred pound redhead?

And a bag of weed?

ZenGum · 11-12-2011, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

If it indeed turns out I'm imaginary, Ima be pissed at somebody.

ETA: But, if I am...Could you imagine me up a five foot tall, hundred pound redhead?

And a bag of weed?

Imagining ... visualising .. manifesting ... Ta-Daaaaa!

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monster · 11-12-2011, 05:47 PM

FTFW

infinite monkey · 11-12-2011, 06:00 PM

You know what? Whew! I kept thinking there is no way this shit is for real. I always seemed more like a terrible tv show. I thought I was part of a Truman Show thing. It makes way more sense that I don't exist!

fargon · 11-12-2011, 06:10 PM

I'm just a fragment of your imitation.

monster · 11-12-2011, 07:28 PM

thank goodness

11-12-2011, 02:43 PM	#1
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Bad News for all you Dwellars. Last night as I was actually not even on the cellar, (go figure) I was informed by the Gruppenführer that not only was I spending too much time on the Cellar (as if, like, how is that even possible? but whatever) but that all of you are IMAGINARY! I'm sorry to be the one to tell you, but you are just imaginary -- you aren't real. It isn't that you are not really my friends, it's that you don't even exist. So, I'm not sure how this will pan out for all of you vis a vis your mortgages, tenure, job searches, pets dying, animals being born, kids going to college, and so on. My guess is that you should keep paying your mortgages and going to work and school and basically act as though you did, in fact, exist. At least until we get to the bottom of this. I admit that I am still in a state of disbelief that some may say borders on denial. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

11-12-2011, 02:46 PM	#2
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I will go to work tomorrow because £28 makes a difference whether my life is imaginary or not. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

11-12-2011, 04:03 PM	#3
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	A life of the imagination is better than none at all. Thank you, oh lard and creator. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

11-12-2011, 04:05 PM	#5
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	22k posts makes you hard to write out of the narrative though. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

11-12-2011, 04:09 PM	#7
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Ha! Nice line. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

11-12-2011, 04:04 PM	#4
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I'm sure I don't prove out on paper. I was a bad idea.

11-12-2011, 04:07 PM	#6
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I am tolerated like a bad cat.

11-12-2011, 04:17 PM	#8
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	It was one of Monkey's!

11-12-2011, 04:19 PM	#9
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	When you wake up you'll realise I was all a dream. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-12-2011, 04:39 PM	#10
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	If it indeed turns out I'm imaginary, Ima be pissed at somebody. ETA: But, if I am...Could you imagine me up a five foot tall, hundred pound redhead? And a bag of weed? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-12-2011, 05:47 PM	#12
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	FTFW __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-12-2011, 06:00 PM	#13
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	You know what? Whew! I kept thinking there is no way this shit is for real. I always seemed more like a terrible tv show. I thought I was part of a Truman Show thing. It makes way more sense that I don't exist!

11-12-2011, 06:10 PM	#14
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	I'm just a fragment of your imitation. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

11-12-2011, 07:28 PM	#15
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	thank goodness __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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